I heard that you will soon participate to a charity football match. Can you tell us why'd you decide to undertake such a humble effort?
I had to for a little clause in my last contract, which prescribed me to do something unsettling at least once, for publicity reasons.
And how long have you been feeling a need to address the issue of anemia?
Oh, since always.
Can you tell me the square root of 143833596?
No, I thought that numbers with so many digits could only be telephone numbers, or my revenues.
Your line of work is often stressful. How do you face it?
To make my character tougher, I periodically take a siesta on a bunk made of rough sandpaper and broken glass generously dusted with vinegar.
Which brand of toilet paper do you use?
I can confess that I have my own exclusive brand. My personal toilet paper is obtained from the baby leaves of Bomacisa algida, an elusive parasitic orchid which grows only in Borneo.
Do you know Alice T. King (a former hydrographer, now a police officer) from Santa Clarita?
Not personally, but my cousin has been briefly betrothed to her. Then there was a rumor about the odd suicide of a former lover, so their engagement came to an abrupt ending.
How is your relationship with movie directors?
Generally I've always done everything a director ordered me to do, unless I had better things to do.
I've heard you are about to publish a book. Would you like to share with us a few details?
The details on my forthcoming book will soon be printed in the book itself. What I can divulge now is that it will be my unauthorized autobiography. It will be tattoed on arms and foreheads of 800 volunteers that will be freed in Thornton.
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