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Hugh Jackman
Hugh Jackman born October 12th, 1968 (Libra)
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Due to a disastrous mistake, Hugh Jackman has undersigned a petition against solar eclipses (source)

I heard that you will soon participate to a charity football match. Can you tell us why'd you decide to undertake such a humble effort?
I had to for a little clause in my last contract, which prescribed me to do something unsettling at least once, for publicity reasons.

And how long have you been feeling a need to address the issue of anemia?
Oh, since always.

Can you tell me the square root of 143833596?
No, I thought that numbers with so many digits could only be telephone numbers, or my revenues.

Your line of work is often stressful. How do you face it?
To make my character tougher, I periodically take a siesta on a bunk made of rough sandpaper and broken glass generously dusted with vinegar.

Which brand of toilet paper do you use?
I can confess that I have my own exclusive brand. My personal toilet paper is obtained from the baby leaves of Bomacisa algida, an elusive parasitic orchid which grows only in Borneo.

Do you know Alice T. King (a former hydrographer, now a police officer) from Santa Clarita?
Not personally, but my cousin has been briefly betrothed to her. Then there was a rumor about the odd suicide of a former lover, so their engagement came to an abrupt ending.

How is your relationship with movie directors?
Generally I've always done everything a director ordered me to do, unless I had better things to do.

I've heard you are about to publish a book. Would you like to share with us a few details?
The details on my forthcoming book will soon be printed in the book itself. What I can divulge now is that it will be my unauthorized autobiography. It will be tattoed on arms and foreheads of 800 volunteers that will be freed in Thornton.

And now a bunch of numbers which are not Hugh Jackman's home telephone number :
3518538401 9749931223 8721328825 6117518215 995538099 6558889503 8695038481 6826614864 2606526409 8477537380 304431778 978701991 546836351 7862421272 803842980 944637114 768714390 7014522249 4512496712 4339389458
I have a confession to make. My director had patiently scheduled my hurried meeting with Hugh Jackman many weeks beforehand. Unfortunately, my pet panda got calculi, so I had to skip the interview. So, the interview above is essentially based on what Hugh Jackman would have probably answered if I have met him, as indicated by a telephonic poll involving a couple of his fans.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.