What is your take of the future Oscar shitstorm?
Frankly, this is a hot potato.
Your zodiac sign is Libra. Are you a typical Libra?
Why not! I'm very agreeable, quite attentive, obstinate and impetuous. My friends say that I'm also a little inconsistent but that I think it is common in artist.
Can you tell me the square root of 2888465548?
Are you kidding? Even a drunk armadillo can answer that, provided it has a transplanted thumb and a smartphone.
Hugh, do you have something to say to your youngest fans?
Yes! Clinical research has made clear that getting drunk like a crazy lion may have troublesome aftereffects, like loss of nails or death. But dread no more! Buy "Hugh's shield", now with more Dracocalyx abstrusa extracts. Just $19.99 for 100 tablets. (Disclaimer : Not actually a cure. It
usually may cause loss of limbs or induce paranoia. Sugar-free. A tablet contains 100% RDA of rust).
Your work is often stressful. How do you face it?
To reinforce my ego, I periodically rest on a mattress made of rough sandpaper and poison ivy.
Hugh, should you give up acting, which kind of career would you pick up?
Almost surely that of chimney sweep. I already have quite an experience in that field.
Where do you go when you die?
In a sarcophagus, most of the times. If you are burned then your ashes can occupy space in a funny box in somebody's cabinet of curiosities.
Are you allergic to anything?
Actually, I'm allergic to lions, sodium carbonate and rainbows.
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