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Hugh Jackman
Hugh Jackman born October 12th, 1968 (Libra)
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Hugh Jackman in an inventive outfit meant to avoid fans (pixabay photo)

What is your take of the future Oscar shitstorm?
Frankly, this is a hot potato.

Your zodiac sign is Libra. Are you a typical Libra?
Why not! I'm very agreeable, quite attentive, obstinate and impetuous. My friends say that I'm also a little inconsistent but that I think it is common in artist.

Can you tell me the square root of 2888465548?
Are you kidding? Even a drunk armadillo can answer that, provided it has a transplanted thumb and a smartphone.

Hugh, do you have something to say to your youngest fans?
Yes! Clinical research has made clear that getting drunk like a crazy lion may have troublesome aftereffects, like loss of nails or death. But dread no more! Buy "Hugh's shield", now with more Dracocalyx abstrusa extracts. Just $19.99 for 100 tablets. (Disclaimer : Not actually a cure. It usually may cause loss of limbs or induce paranoia. Sugar-free. A tablet contains 100% RDA of rust).

Your work is often stressful. How do you face it?
To reinforce my ego, I periodically rest on a mattress made of rough sandpaper and poison ivy.

Hugh, should you give up acting, which kind of career would you pick up?
Almost surely that of chimney sweep. I already have quite an experience in that field.

Where do you go when you die?
In a sarcophagus, most of the times. If you are burned then your ashes can occupy space in a funny box in somebody's cabinet of curiosities.

Are you allergic to anything?
Actually, I'm allergic to lions, sodium carbonate and rainbows.

There is no possibility any of these is Hugh Jackman's private telephone number :
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To be sincere, my director had set up my brief interview with Hugh Jackman many days beforehand. Regrettably, I decided I had more interesting things to do, like grooming my pet gazelle or collecting wall sockets. So, the interview above is essentially based on what Hugh Jackman would have probably answered if I have met him, as indicated by a statistics involving a couple of random people.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.