Hugo, which is your favorite fruit?
I call it "Hugo's marvel". In the middle of one of my explorations of Chilean plateau, I uncovered a tree unknown to botanists, now named Strobindra amabilis, which every 8 years blooms and gives fruits whose flavor reminds of figs and ashes. You have to be rich enough even to unlike it...
Are you allergic to anything?
Aye! I'm allergic to opossums, carbon dioxide and the color pink.
If you could choose someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
It's a no-brainer! Gollum.
I don't want to offend you, but you know that that's not a real person, don't you?
YOU ARE NOT REAL!
Hugo, if I may ask, how do you invest the money you made?
I'm not supposed to tell anybody, but I invested quite a bunch of money in a bullet-proof scheme developed by a financial guru named Charles Penzi, a pro of hedge futures trading (whatever it means). I can give you his phone, but I wasn't able to reach him in the last month.
What’s your biggest defect?
I snore like a dazed coyote with asthma.
If I may say so, Hugo, you are well known for your unconventional requests when staying in hotels. Could you explain us why and maybe make an example of something you usually ask?
Call it doggedness, but I can't stay anywhere without eggplant-flavored cotton-candy or mammoth jerky delivered daily to my room.
If there was another movie produced about your life, who do you think should play you, and why?
It should be Evan Peters. I always liked him as Dracula.
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