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Hugo Weaving
Hugo Weaving born April 4th, 1960 (Aries)
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Many people like to collect coins. Hugo Weaving is specialized into collecting coins that have been found inside sofas. (pixabay photo)

Hugo, which is your favorite fruit?
I call it "Hugo's marvel". In the middle of one of my explorations of Chilean plateau, I uncovered a tree unknown to botanists, now named Strobindra amabilis, which every 8 years blooms and gives fruits whose flavor reminds of figs and ashes. You have to be rich enough even to unlike it...

Are you allergic to anything?
Aye! I'm allergic to opossums, carbon dioxide and the color pink.

If you could choose someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
It's a no-brainer! Gollum.

I don't want to offend you, but you know that that's not a real person, don't you?
YOU ARE NOT REAL!

Hugo, if I may ask, how do you invest the money you made?
I'm not supposed to tell anybody, but I invested quite a bunch of money in a bullet-proof scheme developed by a financial guru named Charles Penzi, a pro of hedge futures trading (whatever it means). I can give you his phone, but I wasn't able to reach him in the last month.

What’s your biggest defect?
I snore like a dazed coyote with asthma.

If I may say so, Hugo, you are well known for your unconventional requests when staying in hotels. Could you explain us why and maybe make an example of something you usually ask?
Call it doggedness, but I can't stay anywhere without eggplant-flavored cotton-candy or mammoth jerky delivered daily to my room.

If there was another movie produced about your life, who do you think should play you, and why?
It should be Evan Peters. I always liked him as Dracula.

There is no possibility any of these is Hugo Weaving's home telephone number :
3318220648 7486844263 6191918286 5126225252 2652450136 5215705764 9193593610 6553814969 7750093863 3814578797 7006519533 935774159 8336282454 2930756238 3949473330 6715276139 3632888954 9093368835 5904185323 616816642
I arranged a meeting with Hugo Weaving weeks beforehand. The resulting piece was awesome, like "The Scarlet Letter" rewritten by Wonder Woman. It was highly deplorable that my armadillo destroyed my only copy! After I slept over it, I tried to recapture those wonderful words. To be frank, I'm not one hundred percent sure this web page is an absolutely truly account of our appointment, and now I'm beginning to question whether it actually happened...
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