Your zodiac sign is Scorpio. May I read you your horoscope?
Please proceed, my supporters say I'm a sucker for zodiacal tomfoolery.
Today a debilitating want for tenderness and an inner restlessness are ruining your spiritual enrichment, but with respect to tomorrow today is a feast, so good luck.
My my! That's incredible!
Who were you in your first school play?
It was rather humiliating. It was a play on the life of Charles I of England. I was the comic relief in the part of his funny cousin.
Which is your favorite brand of toilet paper?
I can proudly tell you that I make my own exclusive brand. My hand-made toilet paper is obtained from the petals of Peltosema festiva, an elusive orchid which grows only in the Amazon rainforest.
Hye-kyo, is there a deep moral behind "The Grandmaster"?
Yep! That all is relative - or something like that.
On a scale of one to ten, how famous are you?
I forgot the statistics. Probably, I'm a four in Bulgaria, but a nine in Denver.
What is your take of the future Oscar controversy?
Frankly, this has always been a hot potato.
If happiness were an animal, what would it be?
Surely a bear. A big, fat, placid bear, sated and dozy in a summer breeze.
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