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Hye-kyo Song
Hye-kyo Song born November 22nd, 1981 (Scorpio)
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In her secret lab Hye-kyo Song is patiently searching a way to turn metal scraps into parmisan cheese (pixabay photo)

Your zodiac sign is Scorpio. May I read you your horoscope?
Please proceed, my supporters say I'm a sucker for zodiacal tomfoolery.

Today a debilitating want for tenderness and an inner restlessness are ruining your spiritual enrichment, but with respect to tomorrow today is a feast, so good luck.
My my! That's incredible!

Who were you in your first school play?
It was rather humiliating. It was a play on the life of Charles I of England. I was the comic relief in the part of his funny cousin.

Which is your favorite brand of toilet paper?
I can proudly tell you that I make my own exclusive brand. My hand-made toilet paper is obtained from the petals of Peltosema festiva, an elusive orchid which grows only in the Amazon rainforest.

Hye-kyo, is there a deep moral behind "The Grandmaster"?
Yep! That all is relative - or something like that.

On a scale of one to ten, how famous are you?
I forgot the statistics. Probably, I'm a four in Bulgaria, but a nine in Denver.

What is your take of the future Oscar controversy?
Frankly, this has always been a hot potato.

If happiness were an animal, what would it be?
Surely a bear. A big, fat, placid bear, sated and dozy in a summer breeze.

I will not deceive you by falsely stating that Hye-kyo Song's home telephone number is listed here :
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I have a confession to make. My supervisor had arranged my short interview with Hye-kyo Song several weeks beforehand. Unfortunately, I got stoned watching a rerun of "Big Top Pee-Wee". So, the interview above is mainly based on what Hye-kyo Song would have probably said if I have met her, as indicated by a statistics involving a couple of her fans.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.