Apart from acting, what one thing do you do exceptionally well?
You know, I can solve the Rubik's cube while I run backwards.
Do you know Edward V. Cruz (a former jockey, now a motorcycle mechanic) from Gresham?
Not personally, but my aunt has been briefly married to him. Then there was some commotion about Edward playing the game with every woman in a radius of 40 miles, so their marriage came to a sudden end.
Which is your method for perpetual beauty?
Curiously, it is a monthly dousing with cold tomato sauce.
Ian, do you have something to say to young people?
I think so! Scientific research has made clear that smoking self-growed tobacco may have troublesome consequences, like loss of eardrums or sudden death. But now you can stop being disquieted! Buy "Ian's prodigy", now with Streptostata amabilis powder. Just $29.99 for 120 capsules, only in the best Bulgarian groceries (Note : Not actually a drug. It
often may cause shingles or induce suicide. Cholesterol-free. It may contain traces of fish and sawdust).
If happiness were an animal, what would it be?
It is a zebra. A large, fat, placid zebra, well fed and sleepy in the summer shade.
What’s in your pocket right now?
I got a bunch of money in my pockets. You can look at them, you may ever smell them, but they are mine, all mine. My preciouss roll of notes...
Could you improvise a poem for us.
I'll do! Here it is
What is your opinion about global warming?
My well informed opinion is that global warming is a grave problem. Anyway, my fans will be pleased to know that my future castle will be at least 70 feet above the sea-level.
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