A conversation with Ian McKellen
Ian McKellen
Ian McKellen born May 25th, 1939 (Gemini)
In his will, Ian McKellen has stipulated that his ashes should be scattered on the Moon, possibly by hand. (source)

Apart from acting, what one thing do you do exceptionally well?
You know, I can solve the Rubik's cube while I run backwards.

Do you know Edward V. Cruz (a former jockey, now a motorcycle mechanic) from Gresham?
Not personally, but my aunt has been briefly married to him. Then there was some commotion about Edward playing the game with every woman in a radius of 40 miles, so their marriage came to a sudden end.

Which is your method for perpetual beauty?
Curiously, it is a monthly dousing with cold tomato sauce.

Ian, do you have something to say to young people?
I think so! Scientific research has made clear that smoking self-growed tobacco may have troublesome consequences, like loss of eardrums or sudden death. But now you can stop being disquieted! Buy "Ian's prodigy", now with Streptostata amabilis powder. Just $29.99 for 120 capsules, only in the best Bulgarian groceries (Note : Not actually a drug. It often may cause shingles or induce suicide. Cholesterol-free. It may contain traces of fish and sawdust).

If happiness were an animal, what would it be?
It is a zebra. A large, fat, placid zebra, well fed and sleepy in the summer shade.

What’s in your pocket right now?
I got a bunch of money in my pockets. You can look at them, you may ever smell them, but they are mine, all mine. My preciouss roll of notes...

Could you improvise a poem for us.
I'll do! Here it is

Everthing you took away
You took away your passion,
you took your love away from me.
A button, a pen lost in a drawer
the sad remnants of you.
You took away all that I had,
everything you took away,
so how come your cousin is here to stay?

What is your opinion about global warming?
My well informed opinion is that global warming is a grave problem. Anyway, my fans will be pleased to know that my future castle will be at least 70 feet above the sea-level.

I will not deceive you by falsely stating that Ian McKellen's secret telephone number is listed here :
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I have a confession to make. My supervisor had patiently arranged my brief conversation with Ian McKellen many weeks beforehand. Regrettably, I fall asleep watching the DVD of "Jack and Jill". So, the interview above is mainly based on what Ian McKellen would have probably said if I have met him, as indicated by a statistics involving a couple of his fans.
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