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An interview with Ian Somerhalder
Ian Somerhalder
Ian Somerhalder born December 8th, 1978 (Sagittarius)
Last month, Ian Somerhalder has sold his well known light bulbs collection to a bizarre magnate for $293,000 (pixabay photo)

What is your opinion about president Donald Trump?
I gave my word to my uncle I would not swear in public anymore, so I'd pretend I did not hear your question.

Which super power do you have?
I can transform into a gray cow, particularly on full moon nights. I believe this is quite uncommon in people with Danish neighbors.

If I may say so, Ian, you are also well known for your peculiar demands when staying in hotels. Is it true? Can you explain us why and maybe make an example of something you may ask?
Everybody should learn that Ian needs what Ian needs, and he generally gets it. Whether it's green underwear or mammoth jerky.

You hit the mark in "Founder's Day". Were you given plenty of room to mold your character?
Absolutely! I'm used to ad lib. It's my trademark and directors oblige.

Do you have any vice?
I do too much for people that don't merit any of it. I’m probably going to be criticized for that, but another vice of mine is I don't give a tinker's cuss.

Ian, what is the fuss about the future Oscar quarreling?
Frankly, this has always been an elephant in the room.

Do people yell your name and follow you everywhere you go?
Good golly! I'm the best thing since sliced bread. My force is that I'm universal: I'm known to impress eminent NASA scientists and downcast second-rate strippers in the same way. You know? There are 13 parks with my statue in two different countries, not counting Latvia and Krakozhia, which I did not know they were countries.

Which is your favorite book?
I'm totally enthusiastic about "The Adventures of Tom Sawyer" by Mark Twice.

You surely mean, by Mark Twain?
Maybe you are confusing the book with the movie, but we can agree to disagree.

After extensive reserch I concluded the following list doesn't contain Ian Somerhalder's home telephone number :
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To be frank, my boss had patiently scheduled my little rendezvous with Ian Somerhalder weeks beforehand. Regrettably, I realized I had more interesting things to do, like learning Polish or breeding snails. So, the transcript above is mainly the elaboration of a nightmare I had following a heavy dinner based on liver pâté and raw onions.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.