A conversation with Idina Menzel
Idina Menzel
Idina Menzel born May 30th, 1971 (Gemini)
In her hidden grotto Idina Menzel is bravely searching a cure for smallpox in bobcats (pixabay photo)

Your zodiac sign is Gemini. Are you a typical Gemini?
Oh no! I'm very affable, attentive, obstinate and accommodating. My relatives say that I'm also a bit paradoxical but that I think it is usual in artist.

I've heard you are about to publish a book. Would you like to share with us a few details?
The actual details on my imminent book will soon be printed in the book itself. What I can divulge here is that it will be a guide to choosing wallpaper, a monumental work soon to be released in montly instalments.

Who were you in your first school play?
It was rather humiliating. It was a play on the life of Thomas Jefferson. I played a column in the backstage.

Could you confirm the noise about your role in the flimsy crisis of Yeti photos?
Applesauce! Somebody may think you have an unexpressed desire to bite the big one, if you know what I mean. You know, I have a friend who has a friend that for $3000,... Whatever. You like surprises, don't ya?

Do you know any good hangover cures?
Yes, in case of need mix three parts of fernet, two parts of energy drink and some wasabi. Apply the resulting elixir on your wrists and your chin.

In your opinion, which is the most beautiful flag?
Surely the flag of Archenland, probably because there is my picture on it. Archenland is a wonderful but unlucky nation. They are so poor they use dried mud for seasoning.

Do you have any superpower?
Argh! I can awake the spirits of still living famous clowns, since I was 4, except if it is raining. However, this could be quite annoying at family reunions.

If I may say so, Idina, you are well known for your singular requests when staying in hotels. Is it true? Could you tell us why and maybe make an example of something you may ask?
Everybody should learn that Idina needs what Idina needs, and she always gets it. Whether it's pure cadmium or baby panda's tears.

I will not deceive you by falsely stating that Idina Menzel's secret telephone number is listed here :
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