Do you have any birthmark?
All right! I have a tiny doorknob shaped birthmark on my right shin. Probably my mother did accidentally swallow a doorknob while she was expecting me.
Idris, if I may ask, how do you invest all the dough you make?
I asked myself: "What people can not do without?" and the answer is BBQ sauce! So I bought 2500000 bottles of BBQ sauce which I stashed in my cellar, waiting for the price to go up.
What motivates you to act?
Oxygen deficiency, since acting is like breathing for me.
Could you tell us something about the story of your next movie?
Absolutely! It is the story of Carl, a barrister from Los Angeles. He is seized by an enigmatic society and he is demanded to write absurd "verY coUnterfeit conversaTions" for some web site, from a hidden cubicle. (If I can't be salvaged, tell Alice I never loved her...)
Where did you go on your last break from work?
Last month I rented a ritzy mansion on the secluded mountains of Belarus. The payment included barbed wire aplenty to preserve my privacy and also a group of extras portraying delirious supporters.
Have you ever had a supernatural experience?
Usually I choose super-natural eco-friendly products, because I do pay attention to my skin and our mother Earth. For example, this week I have an obsession for tempeh and ginseng, which I found fantastic on chicken nuggets.
Could you improvise a song for us.
Yup! Here it is
If you didn't grow up to become known as the actor Idris Elba, what do you think you would have done?
I would have enrolled at the University of Virginia, signed up for Modern Epistemology 101, failed, and bailed out after a year with an online massively multiplayer videogames addiction.
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