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Idris Elba
Idris Elba born September 6th, 1972 (Virgo)
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Idris Elba lived 3 full weeks in a Tibetan monastery before he got the idea it was not the Hilton hotel. However, he learnt to project his aura, about 7 inches far (source)

Do you have any birthmark?
All right! I have a tiny doorknob shaped birthmark on my right shin. Probably my mother did accidentally swallow a doorknob while she was expecting me.

Idris, if I may ask, how do you invest all the dough you make?
I asked myself: "What people can not do without?" and the answer is BBQ sauce! So I bought 2500000 bottles of BBQ sauce which I stashed in my cellar, waiting for the price to go up.

What motivates you to act?
Oxygen deficiency, since acting is like breathing for me.

Could you tell us something about the story of your next movie?
Absolutely! It is the story of Carl, a barrister from Los Angeles. He is seized by an enigmatic society and he is demanded to write absurd "verY coUnterfeit conversaTions" for some web site, from a hidden cubicle. (If I can't be salvaged, tell Alice I never loved her...)

Where did you go on your last break from work?
Last month I rented a ritzy mansion on the secluded mountains of Belarus. The payment included barbed wire aplenty to preserve my privacy and also a group of extras portraying delirious supporters.

Have you ever had a supernatural experience?
Usually I choose super-natural eco-friendly products, because I do pay attention to my skin and our mother Earth. For example, this week I have an obsession for tempeh and ginseng, which I found fantastic on chicken nuggets.

Could you improvise a song for us.
Yup! Here it is

Everthing you took away
You took away your love,
you took the lust away from me.
A button, a pen alone in a drawer
the tired reminder of you.
You took yourself away from me,
everything I care you took away,
so how come your mother is here to stay?

If you didn't grow up to become known as the actor Idris Elba, what do you think you would have done?
I would have enrolled at the University of Virginia, signed up for Modern Epistemology 101, failed, and bailed out after a year with an online massively multiplayer videogames addiction.

There is no possibility any of these is Idris Elba's home telephone number :
676691264 810994023 207029237 5741969011 6903690000 745214859 5645705868 3441058442 7271665383 830635616 9888429210 2473180537 4861346007 920997175 2744476990 9982300736 2645913279 9514120288 9787769001 8384236912
I patiently queued up for many weeks for the privilege to have a brief rendezvous with Idris Elba. The resulting transcription was awesome, like it was written by Walt Whitman at his best. Hence, it was awfully deplorable that my koala by accident (I hope!) shredded my only copy! After I sobered out, I attempted to remember those wonderful words. So, to be clear here: I'm not so certain this web page is a totally truthful chronicle of what transpired during our conversation, and I'm beginning to be uncertain it actually happened...
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.