Can you tell me the square root of 124649028?
I think that the right answer is something around 53.
Do you have any vice?
My vice is telling the truth when it no longer seems a virtue. I’m surely going to be censured for that. Fortunately another vice of mine is I couldn't care less.
I heard that you will soon participate to a charity football match. Care to tell us why'd you decide to undertake such a humble effort?
I had to. Because of the astral conjunction, you know.
And how long have you been feeling an urge to fight acne?
Since I was a little boy, and my parents would argue about it.
Do you know any good haemorrhoids cure?
In case of haemorrhoids, mix three parts of tequila, two parts of lemonade and some vinaigrette inside a coconut, then drink the resulting potion every 25 minutes for 2 hours.
In your opinion, which is the most beautiful flag?
Surely the flag of Matobo, probably because there is my face on it. Matobo is a wonderful but unlucky country. They are so needy they recycle dandruff.
Do you like to cook?
Nothing doing! But I like to design salads. My masterpiece is a mix of spam and amaranth, which I think can be OK for both vegans and normal people.
Intriguing! Would you like to share the recipe with us?
Sure! You take the spam and the amaranth and you make a bunch of sandwiches using some Italian focaccia.
It does not matter, I derived the recipe from one for a sandwich. After you made those sandwiches, you discard the bread and mix spam and amaranth with some pickles and there it is!
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