A talk with Iggy Pop
Iggy Pop
Iggy Pop born April 21st, 1947 (Taurus)
In his underground grotto Iggy Pop is compulsively trying fo find a cure for acne in gazelles (pixabay photo)

You seem to be always so sprightly and joyful. Do you also have a dark side?
I do. I truly believe that each one has a dark side. Sometimes, when I meet another artist, my heart darkens and I grit my teeth. And all of a sudden, I fight the need to eradicate that loser from my sight and whirl on his cold casket. That is my cheerful side... I let you discover, if you want, how my dark side is.

Do you use an alias when you make reservation for, say, a limo? You know, to protect your privacy and to excape stalkers and shutterbugs
Sure! We go to extremes to avoid those troglodytes. I generally employ the moniker "Iggy Pap".

Iggy, do you have something to say to young people?
Yep! Don't let the color of your skin define who you are as a person. Unless you are violet. In that case you are probably going to join the great majority, so goodbye.

Which is your favorite movie?
Surely "Mr. Woodcock". I think that Susan Sarandon was a blessing.

Iggy, do you like hedgehogs?
I doubt it!

For which reason you do not like hedgehogs?
They stink! And one hedgehog bite my uncle's leg. That was one of the reasons I become a singer, so I should probably rethink my position on hedgehogs.

What’s the best sound in the world?
Surely it is the placid jangle of two pieces of gold touching each other. However, my agent demands to write instead something more fashionable, say, "the first word of your baby" or "the consoling purr of a pleased kitten".

Present-day society seems prone to violence and ferocity. What would Iggy Pop do?
Actually, I'm sure that giving one million of bucks to every citizen can make many issues go away, but most lawmakers are just close-fisted punks little attentive to my advice.

Almost surely none of the following numbers are Iggy Pop's private telephone number :
821465135 2819383603 8839731783 7916837326 9419730020 4692777013 4880713148 933021054 5801301226 9321954621 504187412 6809103297 5663560138 7339700058 602449504 2849296773 9375810238 4439991744 5017278881 910984320
To be honest, my boss had set up my brief interview with Iggy Pop many weeks beforehand. Unfortunately, my pet koala got otitis, so I had to skip the meeting. So, this web page is mainly based on what Iggy Pop would have probably answered if I have met him, as indicated by a statistics involving a couple of random people.
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