Your zodiac sign is Gemini. Are you a typical Gemini?
Not on a chance! I'm agreeable, vivacious, strong-minded and anxious. My relatives say that I'm also a bit inconsistent but that I think it is normal in artist.
Do people scream your name and ask for autographs everywhere you go?
Certainly! I'm like a medicine, a Godsent one, for the mass. I really make no distinction as to gender or occupation: I gladden renowned Oscar award winners and hopeless accountants alike. Say, there are 15 streets with my name in two different countries, not counting Taronia and Djibouti.
Do you know any good hangover cures?
Definitely so! In case of drunkness mix two parts of red wine, three parts of fruit drink and some sesame oil. Drink the resulting mixture every 10 minutes for 3 hours.
Have you ever participated in a séance?
Yep, just once. It was an extremely unsettling experience. At a certain point, the ghost of Leibniz appeared and established that almost surely I'm the reincarnation of a neighbor of Francis Bacon.
What do you think about the international situation?
I think it is unfortunately quite harsh, since there are nations where it is difficult to find even an almost adequate hamburger with or without mustard.
I heard that you will soon participate to a charity football match. Would you tell us why'd you decide to undertake such a humiliating effort?
I had to. Because of the astral conjunction, you know.
And how long have you been feeling a need to inform people about bronchitis?
Oh, since always.
Imogen, do you like hedgehogs?
Why you do not like hedgehogs?
First of all, they stink! And one hedgehog bite my grandpa in his naughty parts. This is one of the reasons I become an artist, so I should reconsider my position on hedgehogs.
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