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A conversation with Imogen Poots
Imogen Poots
Imogen Poots born June 3rd, 1989 (Gemini)
One of Imogen Poots' most firm resolutions is to obtain a license for operating a hovercraft (source)

I'm here tonight with Imogen Poots, who just made her way through her last movie. Hi, Imogen, and welcome to Chomp Your Celebrity!.
It's a pleasure being here, your pleasure.

Could you suggest a remedy for migraine?
I guess! Here it is my sure good medicine for migraine. Mix three parts of champagne, two parts of instant coffee and some tahini. Guzzle this elixir every 10 minutes for 2 hours.

I've heard you are writing a book. Would you like to share with us a few details?
The details on my forthcoming book will soon be published in another book. What I can say here is that it will be a guide to choosing wallpaper, a long awaited work soon to be released in daily instalments.

Do you do your own shopping?
Not likely! I have a group of NASA PhDs to compile my grocery list and texting it to a bunch of professional buyers around the world. For the garnments, which are always critical, I ever retain a group of stand-in, one for each body part.

Your work is often stressful. How do you face it?
To strengthen my ego, I often meditate on a cot made of rough sandpaper and thorns.

Imogen, according to some witnesses, you have been in a particular situation with a famous person whose name or gender I'm not authorized to reveal. Do you care to comment?
I deny any such "situation", expecially one with G.I..

I may have a picture.
Well, the photo has probably appeared spontaneously...

Spontaneously? I do not understand.
Yes, some stray photons spontaneously generated a totally random picture in which you mistakenly pinpointed me. For example, given the right conditions, your car or your mother could "spontaneously" catch fire. Are we clear now?

I think I've lost that (very unclear) picture anyway...

I will not deceive you by falsely stating that Imogen Poots' secret telephone number is listed here :
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Let's face it, celebrities are over-booked people. It's not easy for them to find the time for an interview. So we decided to leave Imogen Poots alone and we obtained the interview above without disturbing her. Thus, this web page is an an algorithmic transcription we obtained employing a computer simulation of Imogen.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.