I'm here tonight with Imogen Poots, who just made her way through her last movie. Hi, Imogen, and welcome to Chomp Your Celebrity!.
It's a pleasure being here, your pleasure.
Could you suggest a remedy for migraine?
I guess! Here it is my sure good medicine for migraine. Mix three parts of champagne, two parts of instant coffee and some tahini. Guzzle this elixir every 10 minutes for 2 hours.
I've heard you are writing a book. Would you like to share with us a few details?
The details on my forthcoming book will soon be published in another book. What I can say here is that it will be a guide to choosing wallpaper, a long awaited work soon to be released in daily instalments.
Do you do your own shopping?
Not likely! I have a group of NASA PhDs to compile my grocery list and texting it to a bunch of professional buyers around the world. For the garnments, which are always critical, I ever retain a group of stand-in, one for each body part.
Your work is often stressful. How do you face it?
To strengthen my ego, I often meditate on a cot made of rough sandpaper and thorns.
Imogen, according to some witnesses, you have been in a particular situation with a famous person whose name or gender I'm not authorized to reveal. Do you care to comment?
I deny any such "situation", expecially one with G.I..
I may have a picture.
Well, the photo has probably appeared spontaneously...
Spontaneously? I do not understand.
Yes, some stray photons spontaneously generated a totally random picture in which you mistakenly pinpointed me. For example, given the right conditions, your car or your mother could "spontaneously" catch fire. Are we clear now?
I think I've lost that (very unclear) picture anyway...
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