A conversation with India Arie
India Arie
India Arie born October 3rd, 1975 (Libra)
At the beginning of his last speech, Paul Ryan has inconsequentially rambled about India Arie for 15 full minutes (source)

What’s the best sound in the world?
Honestly? It is the muted clink of two emeralds caressing each other. But please, write instead something more likeable, like "the comforting purr of a satisfied kitten" or "the breath of your dozing son".

Can you confirm the buzz about your involvement in the flimsy crisis of Bigfoot photos?
Could I? But of course! Do I want? Goodness no!

Should you give up singing, which occupation would you like to choose?
Almost surely that of midwife. I already have quite an experience in that field.

India, you are always in fine fettle. Which is your secret?
I have devised the Blue Diet: in July I eat nothing but blue foods, like blueberries, robin's eggs, blue Smarties and my special Smurf hash.

What happen if you play your song "Video" backward?
Earth may explode.

Do you have any scar?
Will do! I have a little eagle shaped scar on my left shin, a remainder of my troublesome clash with a maniacal gopher.

What's your vice?
I love videogaming so much, that I can play for hours. Probably you are going to blame me for that. Luckily another vice of mine is I don't give a monkey's.

India, where will you go on your next vacation?
For my next holiday I rented a ritzy villa in a secluded valley of Sierra Gordo. The only complication was making a payment in Linden dollars to the affable estate agent from Nigeria that contacted me about affair by email.

There is no possibility any of these is India Arie's private telephone number :
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My short exchange with India Arie has been patiently set up several weeks in advance. The resulting interview was awe-inspiring, like it was written by Shakespeare at his best. Hence, it was highly damaging that my cat (probably on purpose!) ate my only copy! After I sobered out, I struggled to extract from my vanishing memory those amazing words. I want to be honest, I'm not one hundred percent confident this web page contains a perfectly truly account of what transpired during our appointment, and so I'm starting to wonder if it actually was real...
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