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A talk with Ioan Gruffudd
Ioan Gruffudd
Ioan Gruffudd born October 6th, 1973 (Libra)
By reason of a curious accident happened to his aunt, Ioan Gruffudd suffers with an irrational phobia for zombies and a rational one for roller coasters (pixabay photo)

I've heard you are writing a book. Would you like to share with us a few details?
The details on my imminent book will soon be published in the book itself. What I can divulge now is that it will be a guide to choosing wallpaper, a long awaited work soon to be released in montly instalments.

Can you tell me the square root of 5623071841?
According to my fans one of the possible answers is 93.

Could you tell us what's your earliest memory?
People say that only the seventh son of a seventh son has the gift of total recall, but I have a clear memory of the moment I saw the light. You know, it was a day in October. An almost lyric autumn day, faraway thunderbolts and a hint of rain in the air. And amidst all the beauty, I was there, covered from head to toe with blood and other bodily fluids, in a room full of yelling people, moving around like crashtest dummies. The first, but not the best day of my life...

I'm blessed with amnesia.
Who gives a rat? My existence is like a swim in a lake of lava. And I like every moment of it.

My informants told me you are just back from a filming location in Tibet. How was the accomodation?
To be honest, I lived 2 weeks in a Tibetan monastery before I got the idea it was not the Best Western hotel. The silver lining? I learnt to stun flies by staring at them.

Do you know Sarah Wood (a former signwriter, now a clothing trades worker) from Jersey City?
No, I don't, but my cousin has been briefly married to her. Then there was a rumor about some peculiar photographs sent by phone to the wrong people, so their marriage came to a hasty end.

Do you have a favorite flag?
Surely the flag of Atlantis, probably because it has my picture in a corner. Atlantis is a beautiful but desperate nation. They are so poor they use dry mud as a spice.

You are always so strapping. How do you do that?
I have invented the Blue Diet: during the month of June I eat nothing but blue foods, like blueberries, blue potatoes, robin's eggs and blue jays died by natural causes.

After extensive reserch I concluded the following list doesn't contain Ioan Gruffudd's private telephone number :
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My boss had set up my little exchange with Ioan Gruffudd many weeks beforehand. Unluckily, I decided I had better things to do, like walking my pet weasel or learning Mongolian. So, the transcript above is essentially the impression of a dream I had after a dinner of beans and cabbage stew.
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