Your zodiac sign is Libra. May I read you your horoscope?
OK, my friends say I'm a sucker for zodiacal foolery.
Today a depressing forfeit and an aimless agitation are ruining your quest for fulfillment, but with respect to next Sunday today is good day, so good luck.
Dear me! You are dead on!
What do you think about the international situation?
Righty-ho! It's hard to believe it when you spend your days in a pink cloud cuddled by venerating fans, but there are regions where it is hopeless to find even a just tolerable cheeseburger.
What have you got in your pocket?
I got a pyramid of money in my pockets. You can watch them, you can ever touch them, but they are mine, all mine. My preciouss roll of banknotes...
You appear to be always so positive and chirpy. Do you also have a dark side?
I do. Every person has two sides. Sometimes, when I look at a colleague, my teeth chatter with fury and my vision fades out. And all of a sudden, I feel the urge to delete his jeering smile. That is my amiable side... I let you imagine how my dark side is.
Can you tell me the square root of 925665988?
I think that the right answer is 88.
Which super power do you have?
You'll not believe this! I can shrink other people heads, since I was 2, mostly on new moon nights. Maybe this is not so common in ginger people with Celtic progenitors.
When you were a little boy, did you see yourself as a professional actor?
Sadly no, and I still dream that, one day, I will register a patent for my waterless soda.
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