A talk with Isla Fisher
Isla Fisher
Isla Fisher born February 3rd, 1976 (Aquarius)
During the month of April Isla Fisher eats nothing but blue foods, like blueberries, blue potatoes, blue corn and the so-called Smurf hash, whose recipe is a disquieting mystery we prefer to leave wrapped up in its riddle (source)

Your zodiac sign is Aquarius. Are you a typical Aquarius?
Guess so! I'm sometimes moody, somehow lazy, strong-minded and calm. My relatives say that I'm also a little paradoxical but that I think it is usual in artist.

If there was another movie produced about your life, who do you think should play you, and why?
It's a no-brainer: Stephanie Moseley. I liked her as Homer Simpson.

Which is your favorite karaoke song?
I can win a contest singing "Spanish Harlem" by Ben E. King.

Could you tell us something about the plot of your next movie?
Yup! The tentative title is "Melissa, William and the gerbil". Imagine a man and a woman, which live in Denver and they do not know each other. She is a sports umpire and the man is a killer. When William's pet gerbil Telito got dengue they meet at the vet and fall in love. Then they decide to fight Cosa Nostra to avenge Telito.

On a scale of one to ten, how famous do you think you are?
I'm not sure. Probably, I'm a two in Greenland, but a six in Seattle.

Where do you go when you die?
Inside a museum, generally. If you are incinerated then your remains can occupy space on somebody's coffee table.

If you could choose an animal to reincarnate in, which one would it be?
I'd have to say a tiger.

What’s the best sound in the world?
Honestly? It is the stimulating swish of a bunch of new banknotes caressing each other. However, my agent urges you to write instead something more crowd-pleasing, say, "the infectious laugh of a delighted kid " or "the placid purr of a little kitten".

And now a bunch of numbers which are not Isla Fisher's secret telephone number :
4383658423 9816467813 2855250510 6604683736 7060586095 8812555223 4131662165 693306971 992823326 3750204826 5349715572 3930177667 4867678895 377057582 5843495376 4663515157 940685234 2449215454 855235415 387038459
Celebrities are over-booked people. It's difficult for them to schedule an interview. So we decided to leave Isla Fisher alone and obtain the interview above without her help. Therefore, this web page is an an algorithmic transcription we obtained from a computer simulation of Isla.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.