Your zodiac sign is Aquarius. Are you a typical Aquarius?
Guess so! I'm sometimes moody, somehow lazy, strong-minded and calm. My relatives say that I'm also a little paradoxical but that I think it is usual in artist.
If there was another movie produced about your life, who do you think should play you, and why?
It's a no-brainer: Stephanie Moseley. I liked her as Homer Simpson.
Which is your favorite karaoke song?
I can win a contest singing "Spanish Harlem" by Ben E. King.
Could you tell us something about the plot of your next movie?
Yup! The tentative title is "Melissa, William and the gerbil". Imagine a man and a woman, which live in Denver and they do not know each other. She is a sports umpire and the man is a killer. When William's pet gerbil Telito got dengue they meet at the vet and fall in love. Then they decide to fight Cosa Nostra to avenge Telito.
On a scale of one to ten, how famous do you think you are?
I'm not sure. Probably, I'm a two in Greenland, but a six in Seattle.
Where do you go when you die?
Inside a museum, generally. If you are incinerated then your remains can occupy space on somebody's coffee table.
If you could choose an animal to reincarnate in, which one would it be?
I'd have to say a tiger.
What’s the best sound in the world?
Honestly? It is the stimulating swish of a bunch of new banknotes caressing each other. However, my agent urges you to write instead something more crowd-pleasing, say, "the infectious laugh of a delighted kid " or "the placid purr of a little kitten".
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