An interview with Jack Black
Jack Black
Jack Black born August 28th, 1969 (Virgo)
Jack Black is always looking for alternative ways to stay in touch with his fans. (source)

Jack, your zodiac sign is Virgo. May I read you your horoscope?
OK, but I'm a bit partial regarding zodiacal malarky.

You have collected a lot of irritation inside that can detonate without notice. You will get rid of this state only if you absolve or kill somebody who has injured you in the past.
Gadzooks! That's extraordinary!

Do you know the "word association" game? I say a word and you say another word. I begin with :
Q: life.

Jack : rum

Q: cake
Jack : armoire

Q: coworkers
Jack : fools

Maybe another time, right?
Jack, what do you think of global warming?

I think that global warming is a serious matter. Anyway, my followers will surely be happy to know that my next palace will be at least 60 feet above the sea-level.

What’s your biggest defect?
Probably my worst defect is that I'm very self-centered. Obviously, I'm too good to be an egotist, but usually I simply ignore what people say and I wonder If I can sleep with my eyes open.

And now a bunch of numbers which are not Jack Black's secret telephone number :
9203904206 7177291737 8321355284 6060779270 8860969207 5727142863 8452087352 511515045 985040195 8833969973 4369080284 4192219002 861222956 4085215235 3434430661 632907185 8325513539 9489791143 9675512726 3379955182
Clearly, vips are frantic people. It's not easy for them to find the time for an interview. So we decided to leave Jack Black totally alone and obtain the interview above without his help. Therefore, this web page is an an algorithmic transcription we obtained from a computer simulation of Jack.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.