Jack, your zodiac sign is Virgo. May I read you your horoscope?
OK, but I'm a bit partial regarding zodiacal malarky.
You have collected a lot of irritation inside that can detonate without notice. You will get rid of this state only if you absolve or kill somebody who has injured you in the past.
Gadzooks! That's extraordinary!
Do you know the "word association" game? I say a word and you say another word. I begin with :
Jack : rum
Jack : armoire
Jack : fools
Maybe another time, right?
Jack, what do you think of global warming?
I think that global warming is a serious matter. Anyway, my followers will surely be happy to know that my next palace will be at least 60 feet above the sea-level.
What’s your biggest defect?
Probably my worst defect is that I'm very self-centered. Obviously, I'm too good to be an egotist, but usually I simply ignore what people say and I wonder If I can sleep with my eyes open.
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