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A conversation with Jack Black
Jack Black
Jack Black born August 28th, 1969 (Virgo)
In his mansion in Spain, right across the Cher's one, Jack Black is producing his own wine, whose name, by an unfortunate coincidence, sounds like a revolting blasphemy in Yiddish (pixabay photo)

What’s in your pocket right now?
I got a stack of banknotes in my pockets. You may stare at them in awe, you can ever caress them, but they are mine, all mine. My preciouss roll of notes...

Apart from acting, what one thing do you do better than anybody else?
Actually, I can flap my ears rhythmically.

In an essay printed on European Criminal Annals, dr. Bill Martin has observed that your roles are "a tragic embodiment of modern conceptual ethnocentrism". Which is your reaction?
Well, I think that in his interesting paper published on Journal of Psychiatrical Forum, prof. Ronald Perez completely disproved that incoherent thesis.

You have been the recipient of many awards. Do you remember what is the first prize you ever won?
I won the "Bronze Sheep Award" issued by the municipality of Sacramento for "phenomenal but unneeded stage accomplishment" at the early age of 7.

Your zodiac sign is Virgo. Are you a typical Virgo?
Yeah! I'm affable, a bit torpid, irresolute and indulgent. My friends say that I'm also a little paradoxical but that I think it is common in artist.

How is your relationship with movie directors?
I really like most of them, but I dream they will be replaced soon by machines.

Are you allergic to anything?
Yes, I have a little intolerance to silicon dioxide, helicopters and wombats.

Jack, have you made plans for the New Year?
One of my most firm new year resolutions is to obtain soon a special license for navigating my submarine.

Jack Black refused to let me know his secret telephone number, but here are some random numbers you can dream about :
3439745724 7572348171 8443534722 905741017 6136272902 865770029 3741899950 9849693559 760099465 3187351029 588963626 7689619759 6703239016 7166473367 6747582904 9796511188 324180322 8422271790 4347009967 787076905
I patiently planned a hurried meeting with Jack Black for days. The resulting article was awesome, like "Lord of the Flies" rewritten by Doctor Doom. So, it was unlucky, to put it mildly, that my ferret by accident ate my only copy! After I slept over it, I tried to extract from my failing memory those awe-inspiring words. So, to be clear, I'm not one hundred percent sure this web page is an absolutely genuine report of our meeting, and now I'm starting to wonder if it ever happened...
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.