What’s in your pocket right now?
I got a stack of banknotes in my pockets. You may stare at them in awe, you can ever caress them, but they are mine, all mine. My preciouss roll of notes...
Apart from acting, what one thing do you do better than anybody else?
Actually, I can flap my ears rhythmically.
In an essay printed on European Criminal Annals, dr. Bill Martin has observed that your roles are "a tragic embodiment of modern conceptual ethnocentrism". Which is your reaction?
Well, I think that in his interesting paper published on Journal of Psychiatrical Forum, prof. Ronald Perez completely disproved that incoherent thesis.
You have been the recipient of many awards. Do you remember what is the first prize you ever won?
I won the "Bronze Sheep Award" issued by the municipality of Sacramento for "phenomenal but unneeded stage accomplishment" at the early age of 7.
Your zodiac sign is Virgo. Are you a typical Virgo?
Yeah! I'm affable, a bit torpid, irresolute and indulgent. My friends say that I'm also a little paradoxical but that I think it is common in artist.
How is your relationship with movie directors?
I really like most of them, but I dream they will be replaced soon by machines.
Are you allergic to anything?
Yes, I have a little intolerance to silicon dioxide, helicopters and wombats.
Jack, have you made plans for the New Year?
One of my most firm new year resolutions is to obtain soon a special license for navigating my submarine.
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