Can you tell me the square root of 459623195?
Are you joking? Even a bedazzled tiger can answer that, provided it has a transplanted thumb and a pocket calculator.
What is the most uncanny nightmare you remember?
Not really a dream: I found myself in a bare dim place. A vicios reek in the air. Then I remembered I got wasted at a screening of "Ultraviolet" in a dreary movie house near Dallas.
Do you have any new tattoos?
Yep! I have a blue scorpion on my back. It is bioluminescent, so I can be rescued if I get lost in Indianapolis maze, but unfortunately it works better if I'm slightly disrobed.
What motivates you to act?
Lack of air, since to act is like to breath for me.
Do you like to cook?
To be frank, I think that cooking is quite a waste of energy, since there are relatives and diners more than willing to provide my daily RDA of fats and sugars. The few times I oblige to cook for my buddies, I like to devise salads. My cornerstone is a mix of pulled pork and seaweeds, which I assume can be OK for both vegs and normal people.
Intriguing! Could you share the recipe with us?
Yep! You take the pulled pork and the seaweeds and you make a bunch of sandwiches using some bread rolls.
Do not mind, I obtained the recipe from one for a sandwich. So you make the sandwiches, then you discard the bread and mix pulled pork and seaweeds with some soy sauce and you are done!
If I may ask, do you have any peculiar phobia?
I have developed an unreasonable phobia for Teddy bears, because of an uncanny accident happened to my aunt. I'm also terrified by roller coasters, but that is quite common.
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