What do you think about the current Oscar dispute?
Frankly, this is a hot potato.
Which is your favorite book?
I've a soft spot for "The Great Gatsby" by Gerald Scott.
You surely mean, by F. Scott Fitzgerald?
Probably you are referring to the audiobook edition. Anyway, we can agree to disagree.
Which is the most embarrassing DVD in your possession?
Good golly! Apart from "Glitter", probabably it is "Crazy On The Outside" or "Norbit".
Are you allergic to anything?
Yes, mainly to cretins, lion tears, and adipic acid.
Who were you in your first school play?
I remember it quite well. It was a play on the life of Charles Darwin. I played Scrooge: the author was an illustrious addicted.
Do you know Angela Morris (a former jewellery designer, now a legal executive) from Olathe?
Not personally, but my uncle has been briefly married to her. Then there was a public embarrassment about Angela having affairs with every man in a radius of 20 miles, so their marriage came to a hasty finale.
Jack, which is your trick to achieve perpetual beauty?
As you may have guessed, it is a bath in jello twice a month.
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