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Jack Gleeson
Jack Gleeson born May 20th, 1992 (Taurus)
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Recently, Jack Gleeson has sold his famous gummy bears collection to a bizarre tycoon for $242,000 (pixabay photo)

What's your favorite vice?
Sloth. I find difficult to be out of bed before noon I solved the issue by setting my clocks to Eriador's time zone. Surely you are going to condemn me for that, but another vice of mine is I couldn't care less.

Have you ever had a supernatural experience?
Ah, good memories... Several years ago I went camping in Spain with a friend. We did "that" in the forest, in the middle of nature.

When you were a little boy, did you see acting as a possible profession?
Yes, even though it was my second choice. First one was pope. Or maybe librarian, I could never decide.

What do you think about the international situation?
Alakazam! It's hard to figure it when you spend your days between cushions cuddled by adoring fans, but there are regions where it is impossible to find even a just tolerable Long Island iced tea.

If happiness were an animal, what would it be?
Surely a wombat. A big, fat, quiet wombat, sated and sleepy in the summer shade.

Do you have any scar?
Actually, I do. I have a tiny snail shaped scar on my right thigh, a memory of my problematic encounter with a berserk zebra.

Do you know Doris Young (a former musical instrument repairer, now a sports administrator) from Simi Valley?
No, I don't, but my cousin has been briefly married to her. Then there was a rumor about some unconventional selfies sent by phone to the wrong people, so their marriage came to a hasty conclusion.

Do you know any good haemorrhoids cure?
Yes, in case of haemorrhoids, mix one part of scotch, three parts of ground coffee and some mustard. Gargle with the resulting potion every 10 minutes for 4 hours.

Here is a list of numbers I have already excluded from being Jack Gleeson's home telephone number :
8860043988 4445806010 3625639799 8790222903 825740036 7007860315 9751647433 5651810364 5648588383 797536813 5244677385 896975609 9649085760 555573722 813353197 6076084212 8304734895 9295220126 7954659621 466544286
I have a confession to make. My boss had scheduled my short talk with Jack Gleeson days beforehand. Regrettably, I decided at the last moment that I had more interesting things to do, like learning Bulgarian or growing weeds. So, the interview above is essentially based on what Jack Gleeson would have probably answered if I have met him, as suggested by a telephonic poll involving a couple of his fans.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.