What's your favorite vice?
Sloth. I find difficult to be out of bed before noon I solved the issue by setting my clocks to Eriador's time zone. Surely you are going to condemn me for that, but another vice of mine is I couldn't care less.
Have you ever had a supernatural experience?
Ah, good memories... Several years ago I went camping in Spain with a friend. We did "that" in the forest, in the middle of nature.
When you were a little boy, did you see acting as a possible profession?
Yes, even though it was my second choice. First one was pope. Or maybe librarian, I could never decide.
What do you think about the international situation?
Alakazam! It's hard to figure it when you spend your days between cushions cuddled by adoring fans, but there are regions where it is impossible to find even a just tolerable Long Island iced tea.
If happiness were an animal, what would it be?
Surely a wombat. A big, fat, quiet wombat, sated and sleepy in the summer shade.
Do you have any scar?
Actually, I do. I have a tiny snail shaped scar on my right thigh, a memory of my problematic encounter with a berserk zebra.
Do you know Doris Young (a former musical instrument repairer, now a sports administrator) from Simi Valley?
No, I don't, but my cousin has been briefly married to her. Then there was a rumor about some unconventional selfies sent by phone to the wrong people, so their marriage came to a hasty conclusion.
Do you know any good haemorrhoids cure?
Yes, in case of haemorrhoids, mix one part of scotch, three parts of ground coffee and some mustard. Gargle with the resulting potion every 10 minutes for 4 hours.
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