I heard that you will soon be busy with a charity marathon. Would you tell us why'd you decide to undertake such a titanic effort?
I had to. Because of the astral conjunction, you know.
And how long have you been feeling a need to inform people about irritable bowel syndrome?
Since I was a little boy, and my parents would argue about it.
If I may ask, do you have any peculiar fear?
Yes, actually I do! I suffer with an irrational fear for the color purple, due to a strange accident occurred to my aunt. I'm also terrified by spiders, but that is quite normal.
Jack, what do you think of global warming?
I've explained my thoughts in an article accepted for publication on Journal of Symbolic Linguistics.
Jack, where will you go on your next holiday?
For my next vacation I leased a chic manor in a secretive valley of Robonia. The only problem was finding a way to make a payment in bitcoins to the cheerful property owner from Nigeria that contacted me about business.
Do you like to cook?
To be honest, I believe that preparing food is a huge waste of energy. After all, there are diners and supporters more than willing to deliver my daily RDA of fats and sugars. The few times I decide to cook for my friends, I like to improvise salads. My most cherished one is a mix of sausages and quinoa, which I presume can be fine for both vegs and normal people.
Interesting! Could you share the recipe?
Sure! You take the sausages and the quinoa and you make a bunch of sandwiches using some whole-grain buns.
Do not mind, I obtained the recipe from one for a sandwich. So you make those sandwiches, then you discard the bread and mix sausages and quinoa with some vinaigrette and there it is!
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