A conversation with Jack Nicholson
Jack Nicholson
Jack Nicholson born April 22nd, 1937 (Taurus)
Less known fact: during his driving exam, Jack Nicholson accidentally ran over an intoxicated hippo, with no consequences for both (pixabay photo)

What's the strangest nightmare that you remember?
I dreamed being reproached by an Ulysses S. Grant impersonator, while I kept yelling "I did not paint my neighbor's tiger".

If you didn't grow up to become known as the actor Jack Nicholson, what do you think you would have done?
I would have gone to a film production company and made sipping sounds until they gave me a job.

An imaginary character you think to as an imaginary friend?
As my fans like to think, Louis XVI of France, because of our similar lifestyle.

Are you superstitious?
But of course! I have to drink something yellow before an important encounter. Obviously not today.

Do you have issues with movie directors?
I don't have issues with them, provided that they worship me like all other people.

If there was another movie produced about your life, who do you think should play you, and why?
Without doubt Tom Cruise, since I always liked him as Hermione Granger.

Jack, your zodiac sign is Taurus. May I read you your horoscope?
As you want, but I don't believe in zodiacal malarky.

Unwillingly, you are in an unpleasant condition that retards you from doing those things that you are inclined to do. You can take your destiny into your hands again by hiding for 5 months in an abbey.
Fa shizzle! That's impressive!

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