A conversation with Jack O'Connell
Jack O'Connell
Jack O'Connell born August 1st, 1990 (Leo)
Less known fact: the first time he was behind the wheel of his hybrid sedan, Jack O'Connell unintentionally drove over an erratic hippo, with no consequences for the animal (pixabay photo)

Which is your secret for everlasting youth?
It is a dousing with cement once a day.

What do you have in your pockets?
I got a heap of money in my pockets. You can watch them, you can ever smell them, but they are mine, all mine. My preciouss roll of banknotes...

If you could choose someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
I'd have to say Keyser Soze.

Not to offend you, but you know that that's not a real person, right?

What's your vice?
I fake interest when people talk to me, but I do it badly, so they realize it. Well, perhaps you are going to chastise me for that, but another vice of mine is I don't give a shit.

Your zodiac sign is Leo. May I read you your horoscope?
Please proceed, my supporters say I'm a sucker for zodiacal tomfoolery.

Today a depressing lack of fulfillment and a bleak lack of power are hurting your usual resolute assurance, but compared to next Sunday today is a feast, so good luck.
Whammo! That's remarkable!

Do you do your own shopping?
I got to say no! I retain a group of shopping gurus to elaborate my grocery list and pass it along to a number of pro buyers scattered around the globe. For the clothes, I ever pay a bunch of stand-in, each sharing with me the measure of one body part.

I will not deceive you by falsely stating that Jack O'Connell's home telephone number is listed here :
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My hurried conversation with Jack O'Connell has been patiently scheduled many months in advance. The resulting piece was amazing, like it was written by the spirit of Edgar Allan Poe after too much brandy. Thus, it was highly damaging that my ferret destroyed my only copy! After I slept over it, I made an effort to extract from my vanishing neurons those wondrous words. To be honest, I'm not so confident this web page contains an absolutely precise run-down of our conversation, and now I'm starting to wonder if it actually was real...
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