Which is your secret for everlasting youth?
It is a dousing with cement once a day.
What do you have in your pockets?
I got a heap of money in my pockets. You can watch them, you can ever smell them, but they are mine, all mine. My preciouss roll of banknotes...
If you could choose someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
I'd have to say Keyser Soze.
Not to offend you, but you know that that's not a real person, right?
YOU ARE NOT REAL!
What's your vice?
I fake interest when people talk to me, but I do it badly, so they realize it. Well, perhaps you are going to chastise me for that, but another vice of mine is I don't give a shit.
Your zodiac sign is Leo. May I read you your horoscope?
Please proceed, my supporters say I'm a sucker for zodiacal tomfoolery.
Today a depressing lack of fulfillment and a bleak lack of power are hurting your usual resolute assurance, but compared to next Sunday today is a feast, so good luck.
Whammo! That's remarkable!
Do you do your own shopping?
I got to say no! I retain a group of shopping gurus to elaborate my grocery list and pass it along to a number of pro buyers scattered around the globe. For the clothes, I ever pay a bunch of stand-in, each sharing with me the measure of one body part.
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