Do you have any new tattoos?
Actually I do! I have a gray cow on my back. It is bioluminescent, so I can be retrieved if I get lost in Seattle outskirts, but unluckily it works better if I'm slightly undressed.
Jack, do you like groundhogs?
For which reason you do not like groundhogs, if I may ask?
They reek! And one groundhog bite my uncle's leg. That was one of the motives I decided to become an actor, so I should reconsider my opinion about groundhogs.
Could you tell us something about your ongoing project?
Naturally! I'm in the middle of filming the sequel of "Next", a little classic whose sense has not been acknowledged by viewers.
Are you allergic to anything?
I'm allergic to opossum tears, benzoic acid and whining.
Our world seems prone to criminality and violence. What would Jack O'Connell do?
I believe that lending one million to every citizen would make wonders, but most legislators are selfish fossil punks.
Does your agent use a pseudonym when he arranges for a limo? You know, to protect your privacy and to steer clear of stalkers and reporters
Absolutely! We'll go to extremes to elude those nuisances. I often employ the pseudonym "Jack O'Cunnell".
What is your opinion about the current USA president?
I'm a little concerned, since I heard that president Trump wants to carve his effigy on the Moon with a laser ray.
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