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An interview with Jackie DeShannon
Jackie DeShannon
Jackie DeShannon born August 21st, 1941 (Leo)
Jackie DeShannon lived 2 weeks in a Tibetan monastery before she saw daylight and realized it was not the Best Western hotel. To her advantage, she learnt to bend fire, just a little (source)

Do people yell your name and applaud everywhere you go?
May so! I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. I really make no distinction as to gender or occupation: I cheer famous neurosurgeons and modest bookkeepers to the same extent. It's nice to hear that there are 14 plazas with my name in two different countries, not counting Bangistan and Vanuatu.

What are you working about?
I'm collaborating to the music score for a sequel of "Van Helsing", a real jewel whose meaning has not been perceived.

Could you improvise a song for us.
Yep! Here it is

The gazelle of despair
The white gazelle of despair
dozes on the cloudy plains of insanity
when I stare at the emptiness of this existence.
If only it had been the boar of despair
I could have bacon at least.

Apart from singing, what one thing do you do better than anybody else?
I can move both my ears rhythmically while I pat my back.

Jackie, you are also well known for your eccentric requests when staying in hotels. Can you explain us why and maybe make an example of something you usually ask?
I can't stay anywhere without pure silver or mammoth jerky delivered every two hours to my door.

Jackie, what are your feelings about president Donald Trump?
You are somehow impish, but I guaranteed my niece I would not imprecate openly anymore, so I'd pretend I did not hear the question.

Jackie, where will you go on your next holiday?
For my next vacation I leased an elegant mansion on the secluded hills of Genovia. The only issue was finding a way to make a payment in bitcoins to the easygoing realtor from Russia that contacted me about deal.

A famous person you recognize as your doppelganger?
As several people say, Genghis Khan, because of our shared moral standings.

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Let's face it, celebrities are frantic people. It's not easy for them to fix an appointment for an interview. So we decided to leave Jackie DeShannon completely alone and obtain the interview above without disturbing her. Thus, this web page is an a psychic transcription we obtained thanks to a professional soul reader from San Francisco.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.