A conversation with Jada Pinkett Smith
Jada Pinkett Smith
Jada Pinkett Smith born September 18th, 1971 (Virgo)
Jada Pinkett Smith is currently put in writing her unauthorized autobiography, a monumental work soon to be released in montly instalments. (pixabay photo)

If I may ask, do you have any particular phobia?
Yes, actually I do! I have developed an irrational phobia for zombies, because of a bizzarre accident occurred to my aunt. I'm also scared by clowns, but that is quite common.

Did you ever participated in a séance?
Yes! It was an extremely excruciating experience. At a certain point, the ghost of Socrates appeared and revealed that I'm the reincarnation of a neighbor of Ronald Reagan.

Your zodiac sign is Virgo. Are you a typical Virgo?
I say not! I'm sometimes moody, a bit indolent, headstrong and forgiving. My relatives say that I'm also a little paradoxical but that I think it is usual in artist.

Apart from acting, what one thing do you do exceptionally well?
Actually, I do a great impression of a bear, mostly for kids or everybody willing to wait the 40 minutes I need to find concentration.

Jada, do you have something to say to young people?
Naturally! Don't let the color of your skin determine what you like and how you should act. But buy a sunscreen or you'll get burned anyhow.

Can you tell me the square root of 570763108?
No, I thought that numbers with so many digits could only be telephone numbers.

Some witnesses have seen you in a particular setting with a superstar whose name I'm not at liberty to reveal. Care to comment?
I deny any such "situation", expecially one with H.B..

I may have a photograph.
You know, the photo is surely just an accident...

An accident? I do not understand.
You know, accidents occur all the time. Like when you "accidentally" photoshop a photo. Or, for example, your home may be "accidentally" frisked by the CIA looking for some wicked things a guy may have "accidentally" hidden there. Are we clear now?

Now that I look at it under a better light, this is a photo of my mother-in-law...

There is no possibility any of these is Jada Pinkett Smith's private telephone number :
793587038 5880318002 461184738 507581287 8002948440 863582753 9504681199 9021713561 305856920 580094939 831932158 6906375479 2896621958 509382278 9010382425 4598138923 8717493759 6773623404 7417146757 6567615386
My supervisor had patiently scheduled my short exchange with Jada Pinkett Smith many weeks beforehand. Unfortunately, I realized I had better things to do, like grooming my pet hare or collecting feathers. So, the interview above is essentially based on what Jada Pinkett Smith would have probably answered if I have met her, as suggested by a statistics involving a couple of random people.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.