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Jada Pinkett Smith
Jada Pinkett Smith born September 18th, 1971 (Virgo)
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By popular demand of her fans, Jada Pinkett Smith will chastely sleep in a bunk bed with a fan one night a week. The proceeds ($1,400/night) will go to an organization for the cure of peritonitis in sheep (source)

What motivates you to act?
It's better than actually working...

Jada, you are always fit as a fiddle. Which is your secret?
I have devised the Blue Diet: during the month of November I eat only blue foods, like blueberries, robin's eggs, blue crabs and my special Smurf meatloaf.

What would Jada Pinkett Smith do to solve the problem of ferocity and violence that is jeopardizing modern world?
Well, I think that giving one million of bucks to every citizen would solve many issues, but most administrators are close-fisted aged blokes hardly receptive of my advice.

Jada, which is your secret for flawless skin?
Curiously, it is a dousing with fresh yak milk once a week.

Do you do your own shopping?
Do you think i've lost my mind! Usually, I pay a group of NASA dropouts to elaborate my grocery list and pass it along to a bunch of pro buyers distributed around the world. For the clothes, I ever employ a gang of surrogates, each sharing with me one body part measure.

If you could choose someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
It's a no-brainer! Darth Vader.

With all due respect, you know that that's not a real person, right?
It's not!? How could you say that to me so empty-heartedly!?

Which is your favorite snack?
Plums with Worcestershire sauce, a canned baked bean, three flour grains, and a few drops of fernet.

There is no possibility any of these is Jada Pinkett Smith's home telephone number :
9410783977 856449557 8148279455 3479821683 2845940579 9252559406 800908580 2666582098 2283034473 6311903978 8674222593 4107683021 5310677615 7769688127 8526196429 262621306 5710136028 5659040160 887981171 4221653356
To be sincere, my boss had scheduled my short meeting with Jada Pinkett Smith days beforehand. Unluckily, I got stoned watching the DVD of "Anaconda". So, the transcript above is mainly based on what Jada Pinkett Smith would have probably said if I have met her, as indicated by a statistics involving a couple of random people.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.