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A conversation with Jada Pinkett Smith
Jada Pinkett Smith
Jada Pinkett Smith born September 18th, 1971 (Virgo)
By popular demand of her fans, Jada Pinkett Smith will chastely sleep in a bunk bed with a fan one night a month. The proceeds ($1,300/night) will be donated to a charity for the cure of jaundice in ocelots (source)

Could you tell us the plot of your next movie?
You betcha! The tentative title of the film is "Kenneth, Martha and Trumbaloo". Imagine a man and a woman, which live in Tucson and they never met. The woman is a medium and he is a science technician. When Martha's pet ferret Trumbaloo contracts bubonic plague they meet at the vet and fall in love. Then they begin a dangerous journey to search for Elycistilla arborea (a rare tree growing in Oman only), whose leaves can cure Trumbaloo.

What’s your worst habit?
I am loyal to a fault and usually I work too hard.

Could you substantiate the gossip about the purloined Loch Ness monster pictures?
Can I? I'll do! Do I want? No sir!

If I may ask, how do you invest the money you made acting?
He said it is a secret, but I invested my fortune in a money-making scheme developed by a financial guru named C. Panzi, an expert of hedge futures trading. I can give you his number, but I wasn't able to reach him in the last few weeks.

Who are your heroes?
Timothy (the obscure uncle of Ronald Reagan), Hermione Granger, and myself.

Do you know the "word association" game? I say a concept and you say quickly another word. Let me start with :
Q: Wednesday.

Jada : ghost

Q: sunset
Jada : hammock

Q: fans
Jada : stalkers


There is no possibility any of these is Jada Pinkett Smith's private telephone number :
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I sat tight for many weeks for the privilege to have a meeting with Jada Pinkett Smith. The resulting article was fantastic, like "Eat, Pray, Love" rewritten by Flash Gordon. So, it was highly damaging that my armadillo set my only copy on fire! After I regained my composure, I tried to extract from my fading memory those breathtaking words. To be clear, I'm not really sure this web page is an entirely genuine chronicle of our talk, and so I'm starting to doubt it actually was real...
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