Which is the worst DVD (or VHS) you personally bought?
By golly! Apart from "Glitter", which was a gift, I fear it is "Meet the Spartans" or "Big Top Pee-Wee".
Where do you go when you die?
The dead people are not that mobile. They stay where you put them.
Do you know Susan Edwards (a former sports umpire, now a rheumatologist) from London?
No, I don't, but my uncle has been briefly married to her. Then there was some commotion about Susan cheating on him with every jock from London outskirts, even barely breathing ones, so their marriage came to a sudden finale.
How is your relationship with movie directors?
As a rule I don’t like to be told what to do. See also my issues with flight assistants.
Are you aware of the rumors about you and the ocelot appearing in your last movie?
Applesauce! How did you people find out!? It wasn't my fault, and whatever rumour you heard about it has been overemphasized by the scandalistic press.
Indiana Jones, Lara Croft or Professor Layton?
It's so hard to pick one.
Do you do your own shopping?
I would love to, but I'm so occupied performing very paramount things that I can't care about such technicalities. I pay a team of Georgia Tech PhDs to elaborate my grocery list and pass it along to a squad of pro buyers spread around the globe. For the clothes, I ever have a bunch of doubles, each sharing with me the measure of one body part.
If I may ask, do you have any peculiar fear?
Yes, I do! I suffer from an irrational fear for butterflies, after a freak accident happened to my uncle. I'm also scared by Ouija boards, but that is quite common.
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