What have you got in your pocket?
I got a shitload of banknotes in my pockets. You can stare at them, you can ever lick them, but they are mine, all mine. My preciouss roll of banknotes...
You have been the recipient of many awards. Can you tell us which is the first prize you ever won?
At the age of 8, I won the "Golden Dog Award" assigned by the municipality of San Francisco for "extraordinary but unneeded acting performance".
Jaimie, you are always fit as a flea. Which is your secret?
I have invented the Blue Diet: in the month of August I eat nothing but blue foods, like blueberries, blue potatoes, robin's eggs and my special Smurf meat pie.
Do you do your own shopping?
Heavens no! Usually, I retain a group of MIT PhDs to elaborate my grocery list and pass it along to a bunch of professional buyers scattered around the planet. For the garbs, I ever pay a crew of stand-in, one for each body part.
Do you like to cook?
I got to say no! But I like to create salads. My all time favorite is a mix of salami and quinoa, which I believe can satisfy both vegans and normal people.
Would you like to share the recipe?
Certainly! You take the salami and the quinoa and you make a bunch of sandwiches using some salted brioches.
It does not matter, I derived the recipe from one for a sandwich. So you make the sandwiches, then you dispose of the bread and mix salami and quinoa with some applesauce and voilà, there it is!
Which super power do you have?
I can shrink other people ears, expecially on Tuesdays.
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