Could you improvise a song for us.
That's right! Here it is
Do you Google yourself often?
Say every day or so. But lately Google often says "Including results for Jake Gillenhaal", who turns out to be a retired actuary from Atlanta. That's quite depressing, but not as much embarassing as learning that according to Bing my name sounds like a revolting curse in Yiddish.
When you were a little boy, did you see acting as a possible career?
Sadly no, and I still dream that, one day, they are going to recognize the need for Klingon interpreters at the United Nations.
You appear to be always so effervescent and full of life. Do you also have a dark side?
I do. I believe that each of us has a dark side. At times, when I bump into a so-called artist, my sight goes black and hatred makes my bones quiver. And suddenly, I fight an impulse to erase that loser from this planet and jump on his icy coffin. That is my sunny side... I let you figure out how my dark side is.
Have you ever had a supernatural experience?
Ah, good memories... Years ago I was traveling with a friend and we did "it" in the tent, like passionate hedgehogs, in the very heart of nature.
You're awesome in "Donnie Darko". Were you given plenty of room to shape your character?
You bet! In the original screenplay my character was a woman. With red hair, drats!
Jake, do you like baboons?
For which reason you do not like baboons, if I may ask?
They stink! And one baboon bite my uncle in his intimate parts. This is one of the reasons I become an actor, so I should probably reconsider my position on baboons.
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