An interview with Jake Johnson
Jake Johnson
Jake Johnson born May 28th, 1978 (Gemini)
When he is not on the set, Jake Johnson main pastime is collecting and trading USB keys (source)

I've heard you are about to publish a book. Would you like to share with us a few details?
The details on my imminent book will soon be published in the book itself. What I can say here is that it will be a guide to choosing door knobs, a long due work soon to be released in montly instalments.

Apart from acting, is there one thing in which you beat everybody else?
Actually, I can repeat "The Road Not Taken" by Robert Frost in 4 different languages including Bulgarian.

In a letter printed on Russian Semiotic Journal, dr. Walter Mitchell has observed that your movies are "a dramatic embodiment of modernistic conceptual Zoroastrianism". Anything to add?
In his recent essay appeared on Canadian Sociological Annals, prof. Arthur Turner completely rebutted that incoherent assumption.

Jake, should you give up acting, which kind of occupation would you choose?
Probably that of beekeeper, since I already have some experience in that field.

You're right on the target in "Let's Be Cops". Were you given plenty of latitude to shape your character?
Totally! The director was like clay in my hands.

Do you have any new tattoos?
Yep! I have a green wombat on my ankle. It contains a tracker, so I can be rescued if I am kidnapped, but unfortunately it works better if I'm slightly au naturel.

What do you think about the current USA president?
Sorry, I though this was a playful interview, not a graveyard for lunatics.

If there was another movie produced about your life, who do you think should play you, and why?
It should be Evan Peters. We were in the same scout troop (go Webworms!) when we had more time on our hands.

Here is a list of numbers I have already excluded from being Jake Johnson's private telephone number :
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