Where will you go on your next break from work?
For my next vacation I leased an elegant mansion on the secretive hills of Borduria. The only problem was finding a way to make a transfer in bitcoins to the affable gentleman from Nigeria that contacted me about business on internet.
Do you Google yourself often?
Not so often anymore. Say every day or so. But lately Google often says "Including results for James Frinco", who turns out to be a crop farmer from Boston. That's quite dispiriting, but not as much heartbreaking as finding that for Bing my name is similar to a horrible curse in Bulgarian.
James, your zodiac sign is Aries. May I read you your horoscope?
Do as you want, but I don't believe in zodiacal lunacy.
Today a distressing work trouble and a debilitating want for affection are hurting your quest for happiness, but with respect to tomorrow today is full of joy, so good luck.
Dog my cats! That's impressive!
What motivates you to act?
The fact that, as Nero Wolfe said, "An actor can practice anywhere any time with anybody, and most of them do."
Which is the most embarrassing DVD (or blu-ray) you personally bought?
Humph! Apart from "Hobgoblins", I fear it is "Next" or "Town & Country".
What are your feelings about president Donald Trump?
I assured my aunt I would not utter profanities in public anymore, so I'd pretend I did not understand the question.
In your opinion, which is the most beautiful flag?
I always liked Palombia flag. It is purple and orange with a little brown dog in a corner.
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