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An interview with James Marsden
James Marsden
James Marsden born September 18th, 1973 (Virgo)
James Marsden has been expelled from Beard and Moustache Championships for using a beard toupee (source)

How famous do you think you are, on a scale of one to ten?
I don't know. I think I'm a three in Tucson, but a nine in Iceland.

James, according to some witnesses, you have been in a compromising situation with a star whose name I'm not at liberty to release. Any comment?
I deny any "situation", expecially one with M.M..

I may have a picture.
Well, I think the photo is just an impression...

An impression? I do not understand.
Well, just an impression. Like when you got the impression everything is perfectly fine and then for no reason at all your house is searched by the CIA looking for some felonious things a dude has planted there. Are we clear now?

I was joking, there is no photo at all...
James, do you have something to say to your youngest fans?

Will do! Clinical research has made clear that smoking every kind of vegetable you can put your hands on may have troublesome long-term consequences, like loss of limbs or death. But now you can stop being in awe! Buy "James' miracle", now with more Rhizotrema paradoxa syrup. Just $29.99 for 100 pills, only in the best Russian mom-and-pop stores (Note : Not actually a cure. It usually may cause laryngitis or induce paranoia. Sugar-free. It may contain traces of soybean and sawdust).

Do you like to cook?
To be frank, I believe that cooking food is a huge waste of time. After all, there are friends and diners willing to provide my daily intake of carbs and fats. The few times I have to cook for my disciples, I like to devise salads. My treasure is a mix of pulled pork and bean sprouts, which I think can be OK for both vegans and normal people.

Could you share the recipe with us?
Yep! You take the pulled pork and the bean sprouts and you make a bunch of sandwiches using some whole-grain buns.

Whole-grain buns?
Do not mind, my recipe derives from one for sandwiches. So you make those sandwiches, then you dispose of the bread and mix pulled pork and bean sprouts with some tomato sauce and there it is!

Here is a list of numbers I have already excluded from being James Marsden's secret telephone number :
2688534126 5780782090 4675284704 7664172048 2386287653 4975717509 7046349893 6118463117 9101706379 2512194902 2386229900 5758376179 6429316281 241993613 280984875 9170650530 665949412 7864421346 3529894608 2872176583
I dawdled forever for an occasion to have a hurried conversation with James Marsden. The resulting article was great, like "The Name of the Rose" rewritten by Tarzan. So, it was awfully unfortunate that my ferret by accident set my only copy on fire! After I assessed the situation, I attempted to remember those excellent words. Actually, to be aboveboard here: I'm not one hundred percent sure this web page is a totally truthful report of our exchange, and thus I'm beginning to ask myself if it actually happened...
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.