A talk with James Marsden
James Marsden
James Marsden born September 18th, 1973 (Virgo)
Due to a tragic mix-up, James Marsden has undersigned a petition against whales, thereby described as "those jelly-belly inadequate parody of a fish" (pixabay photo)

Could you tell us something about the plot of your next movie?
Yep! The working title is "Diane, Henry and the bear". Imagine a woman and a man. They live together in Boston. Diane is a chef and Henry is a medium. When Henry's pet bear Tesiro got rheumatism, they realize that only Hellboy can save Tesiro and so they begin a spiritual journey in Bolivia, where Hellboy has been seen for the last time.

If I may say so, James, you are also well known for your singular demands when staying in hotels. Can you tell us why and maybe make an example of something you may ask?
Lately I've found that I can't live without a salami pizza or astronaut memoirs delivered every three hours to my suite.

What’s the best sound in the world?
Almost surely it is the thrilling sound of a bunch of new banknotes touching each other. However, my agent asked to write instead something more suitable for publication, like "the merry laugh of an exhilarated kid " or "the snore of your sleeping toddler".

Could you support the noise about the loss of the Loch Ness monster DNA samples?
Could I? All right! Do I want? Not really!

In your opinion, which is the most beautiful flag?
I always liked Borduria flag. If I'm not mistaken, it is white and red with a tiny red horse in a corner.

When you were a little boy, did you see acting as a possible profession?
Sadly no, and I still dream that, one day, USA Today will publish my comic strips.

What do you think about president Donald Trump?
You are just a bit impish, but I promised my uncle I would not embarass myself in public again, so I'd pretend I did not hear your question.

You are always so strapping. Which is your secret?
I have devised the Blue Diet: during the month of October I eat just blue foods, like blueberries, blue crabs, blue corn and naturally deceased blue jays.

Almost surely none of the following numbers are James Marsden's secret telephone number :
3609492657 3638485034 639431123 8483331729 8342225206 5853435609 8276660989 4607781290 3546257982 8000472246 513834028 4213664690 2515523082 8832609217 841726646 4527424932 5052295987 4450196947 2953994878 550254575
To be sincere, my supervisor had scheduled my short appointment with James Marsden many weeks beforehand. Regrettably, I decided at the last moment that I had better things to do, like collecting horseshoes or visiting Canada. So, the interview above is mainly based on what James Marsden would have probably said if I have met him, as indicated by a statistics involving a couple of his fans.
Other interviews worth checking:
Donald Trump Karen Gillan Mark Ruffalo Paul Anka Candice Patton Fats Domino Nena Demi Lovato Chuck Berry Zac Efron Corey Feldman Nicole Beharie Alfred Enoch Lauryn Hill Aimee Garcia Ricky Martin Alison Pill Gemma Arterton Karl Urban Britt Robertson
NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.