Could you tell us something about the plot of your next movie?
Yep! The working title is "Diane, Henry and the bear". Imagine a woman and a man. They live together in Boston. Diane is a chef and Henry is a medium. When Henry's pet bear Tesiro got rheumatism, they realize that only Hellboy can save Tesiro and so they begin a spiritual journey in Bolivia, where Hellboy has been seen for the last time.
If I may say so, James, you are also well known for your singular demands when staying in hotels. Can you tell us why and maybe make an example of something you may ask?
Lately I've found that I can't live without a salami pizza or astronaut memoirs delivered every three hours to my suite.
What’s the best sound in the world?
Almost surely it is the thrilling sound of a bunch of new banknotes touching each other. However, my agent asked to write instead something more suitable for publication, like "the merry laugh of an exhilarated kid " or "the snore of your sleeping toddler".
Could you support the noise about the loss of the Loch Ness monster DNA samples?
Could I? All right! Do I want? Not really!
In your opinion, which is the most beautiful flag?
I always liked Borduria flag. If I'm not mistaken, it is white and red with a tiny red horse in a corner.
When you were a little boy, did you see acting as a possible profession?
Sadly no, and I still dream that, one day, USA Today will publish my comic strips.
What do you think about president Donald Trump?
You are just a bit impish, but I promised my uncle I would not embarass myself in public again, so I'd pretend I did not hear your question.
You are always so strapping. Which is your secret?
I have devised the Blue Diet: during the month of October I eat just blue foods, like blueberries, blue crabs, blue corn and naturally deceased blue jays.
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