Cookie Consent by An interview with James McAvoy
An interview with James McAvoy
James McAvoy
James McAvoy born April 21st, 1979 (Taurus)
To make his soul stronger, James McAvoy often takes a siesta on a hammock made of rough sandpaper and rusty barbed wire (source)

James, according to some witnesses, you have been in an embarassing location with a superstar whose name or gender I'm not authorized to announce. Do you wish to comment?
If you mean F.Y., then it was an absolutely innocuous thing. I deny any other "situation", expecially one with G.B...

I may have a photo.
You know, the photo has surely appeared spontaneously...

Spontaneously? I do not understand.
Yes, probably some wandering photons spontaneously originated an absolutely random photo in which you wrongly recognized me. For example, given the right conditions, your spouse or your office may "spontaneously" fly into pieces. Capisce?

I think you are right, this is probably a photo of my mother-in-law...
Do you do your own shopping?

I'm too hard-pressed performing significant things and I can't waste time on such technicalities. Actually, I hire a bunch of shopping gurus to elaborate my grocery list and pass it along to a squad of professional buyers around the world. For the clothes, I ever retain a number of stand-in, one for each body part.

Who were you in your first school play?
I remember it well. It was a play on the life of Julius Caesar. I was at the ticket boot.

Could you refute the hearsay about your participation in the shady affair of Bigfoot DNA samples?
Thou, mewling fool-born codpiece! How do you dare?

In an article printed on Australasian Semiotic Studies, dr. Henry Rodriguez observed that your roles are "a tragic summary of modern conceptual eclecticism". Any comment?
Yes, I think that in his recent letter published on Russian Semiotic Transactions, prof. William A. Richardson totally discredited that eccentric observation.

Almost surely none of the following numbers are James McAvoy's private telephone number :
3620082200 6050040838 3297118459 2610126643 6693259998 5551868493 626898469 8388491378 8390621122 8879629661 6853901251 5506098493 8193120460 762058543 912048616 370414014 9459172373 768793754 7643613483 6289270095
Let's face it, vips are over-booked people. It's not easy for them to find the time for an interview. So we decided to leave James McAvoy peacefully alone and we obtained the interview above without disturbing him. Hence, this web page is an an algorithmic transcription we obtained thanks to a computer simulation of James.
Other interviews worth checking:
Donald Trump Stanley Tucci Faith Evans Bill Nighy Andrea Osvárt Jennifer Aniston Queen Latifah Geena Davis Will Smith Lia Marie Johnson Alice Cooper Ellie Kemper Bailee Madison Shannon Elizabeth Miranda Cosgrove Sean Penn Kelly Rowland Walton Goggins Kate Beckinsale Renée Zellweger
NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.