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James McAvoy
James McAvoy born April 21st, 1979 (Taurus)
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James McAvoy is always looking for new ways to stay in touch with his supporters. (source)

Do people yell your name and follow you everywhere you go?
Of course! They simply can't have enough of me. I really make no distinction: I'm known to enchant famed cosmonauts and undistinguished rodent exterminators alike. It's nice to hear that there are at least 12 plazas with my statue in four different countries, not counting Latvia and Naboombu, which I did not know they were countries.

James, you are always so strapping. Which is your secret?
I have invented the Blue Diet: in the month of August I eat only blue foods, like blueberries, robin's eggs, blue potatoes and my special Smurf hash.

As everybody knows, the problem of osteoporosis in gazelles is reaching gigantic proportions. Are you doing something to solve the problem?
Yes! I will chastely sleep in a bunk bed with a supporter one night a month. The profits ($1,200/night) will be granted to a foundation for the cure of osteoporosis in gazelles.

What's the strangest dream you remember?
Not really a dream: I found myself in an empty dim place. A rotten smell lingering in the air. Then I remembered I got befuddled at a screening of "Exorcist II: The Heretic" in a seedy drive-in near Seattle.

Is there something you would like to do right now?
Sure. Sneer at somebody's else style of life.

James, have you made plans for the New Year?
Well, I have some legal concerns regarding my contract, so to simplify things I need to change my name, and next year I will be compelled to use the name "James McAvuy".

Which is your favorite book?
I've a soft spot for "The Chronicles of Narnia" by Jerry Lewis.

You mean, by C.S. Lewis?
I doubt it, anyway we can agree to disagree.

James McAvoy refused to let me know his home telephone number, but here is a list of random numbers you can dream about :
765618148 2315547936 984099631 393969107 856260927 7749588842 2959396918 6453598797 5473910925 771019865 2082669254 9220443809 542557934 8954265664 5368465421 4762618548 786465738 5051826103 396147840 2191914565
My brief rendezvous with James McAvoy has been patiently arranged days beforehand. The resulting transcription was staggering, like it was written by John Steinbeck after too much vermouth. It was awfully unlucky, to put it mildly, that another inmate devoured my only copy! After I punished myself, I tried to recapture those excellent words. Actually, to be straight, I'm not so confident this web page contains an absolutely precise report of what transpired during our appointment, and so I'm starting to doubt it ever was real...
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