A talk with James Spader
James Spader
James Spader born February 7th, 1960 (Aquarius)
And now, instead of Spanish inquisition, look at a picture of a lovely guinea pig (pixabay photo)

James, should you give up acting, which career would you choose?
Probably that of professional sand castle builder. I already have some experience in that field.

What are your feelings about president Trump?
I guaranteed my uncle I would not curse again, so I'd pretend I did not hear your question.

What’s the best sound in the world?
Honestly? It is the soothing swish of a bunch of new banknotes caressing each other. But please, write instead something more fashionable, say, "the placid purr of a satisfied kitten" or "the jubilant laugh of a light-hearted kid ".

James, which is your favorite fruit?
I call it "James' gem". During one of my famed peregrinations in the Atacama desert, I uncovered an inconspicuous unknown tree, now named Elytrichia metallica, which every 9 years blooms and produces fruits whose flavor reminds of oranges and tomcat's odor. You have to be very rich even to find it uncanny...

Can you confirm the rumours about the heist of the Loch Ness monster pictures?
Can I? Absolutely! Do I want? Positively no!

James, are you superstitious?
Aye! I use to shout "whammo!" to 3 strangers right before a significant event. Clearly not today.

You seem to be always so joyful and sprightly. Do you also have a dark side?
It's hard to confess it, but I do. I do believe that each person has a dark side. Sometimes, when I bump into another actor, aversion makes my legs shake and my sight blurs. And suddenly, I experience an impulse to erase that fool from this planet and celebrate on his cold grave. That is my bright side... I let you discover, if you want, how my dark side is.

If you could choose someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
Surely Pocahontas.

I don't want to offend you, but you know that that's not a real person, don't you?
It's not!? I've wasted the best years of my life!

There is no possibility any of these is James Spader's secret telephone number :
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I lay in wait for several years for the privilege to have a hurried interview with James Spader. The resulting transcription was awe-inspiring, like "The Odyssey" rewritten by Batman. So, it was highly lamentable that my ferret (probably on purpose!) ate my only copy! After I assessed the situation, I struggled to extract from my failing memory those excellent words. So, to be frank, I'm not really certain this web page contains an entirely truthful run-down of our interview, and I'm starting to question whether it ever took place...
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.