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A talk with Jamie Bell
Jamie Bell
Jamie Bell born March 14th, 1986 (Pisces)
In the course of his last speech, Mitt Romney has foolishly maundered about Jamie Bell for 14 full minutes for no apparent reason (source)

Jamie, can you share with us a memory of your role in "The Adventures of Tintin"?
Oh my gosh! To cite a classic, the set "was a place of ruin and despair, ruled by an evil bear who smelled of strawberries!".

What do you eat between meals?
Bananas with tartar sauce, a cereal bar, two garlic bread slices, and a few drops of fruit smoothie.

Could you improvise a lyric for us.
Yeah! Here it is

Everthing you took away
You took away your passion,
you took the respect away from me.
A button, a photo alone in a drawer
the only sings of you.
You took your love away from me,
all and everything you took away,
so how come your uncle is here to stay?

I heard that you will soon be busy with a charity football match. Care to tell us why'd you decide to undertake such a humble effort?
I had to. Because of the astral conjunction, you know.

And since when did you feel a need to address the issue of asthma?
Between you and me, I couldn't care less about it.

Do you have problems with movie directors?
I prefer when directors make absolutely clear what they want from me, so I can do the reverse.

Jamie, which is your favorite fruit?
I call it "Jamie's surprise". During one of my famed peregrinations in the Amazon basin, I discovered an inconspicuous new tree, now named Xylostroma scabiosa, that blooms only every 6 years. It then gives fruits whose taste reminds of apricots and turpentine. You have to be rich enough even to find it unpleasant...

Jamie, you have been seen in a particular position with a famous person whose name I'm not authorized to publish. Do you care to comment?
I deny any "situation", expecially one with L.R..

I may have a picture.
You know, I think the photo is just an impression...

An impression? I do not understand.
Yes, just an impression. Like when you have the impression just everything is cool and then for no apparent reason your car and your parents fly into pieces. Do you understand?

I was just mocking you, there is no picture at all...

And now a bunch of numbers which are not Jamie Bell's home telephone number :
8643679110 437664440 790327831 580026900 7620554566 9379437614 7950582328 7222040574 3222565950 3311108885 563416319 9503564806 316341743 578652398 581280065 206540170 3343948969 2721635990 8941317176 2295310502
My hurried meeting with Jamie Bell has been patiently planned for days. The resulting interview was impressive, like it was written by the spirit of Leo Tolstoj under the effects of prescription drugs. Hence, it was highly unfortunate that my mother in law (probably on purpose!) shredded my only copy! After I regained consciousness, I tried to recapture those staggering words. So, to be clear here: I'm not really so confident this web page is a totally precise run-down of what transpired during our rendezvous, and I'm starting to ask myself if it actually took place...
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