Which is your earliest memory?
I'm the testimonial for a new stain remover called "My Earliest Memory", so I cannot speak about the subject.
I'm eager to prove that stain remover.
Unfortunately, it will be sold only in Andorra and San Sombrèro.
If I may ask, do you have any particular fear?
Yes! I have acquired an irrational fear for mechanical typewriters, due to a strange accident happened to my aunt. I'm also terrified by porcelain dolls, but that is quite common.
Who are your heroes?
David (the less-known uncle of Galileo Galilei), Mary Poppins, and myself.
Could you suggest a remedy for hangovers?
Yes, in case of drunkness mix three parts of vodka, two parts of fruit drink and some tomato sauce. Apply the resulting brew on your forehead and your elbows.
Do you have a favorite flag?
I think it is that of Markovia. It is black and blue with a small green hare in a corner.
What do you have in your pockets?
Since this talk is a figment of your mischievous imagination, I'm in my enticing undercloths, so no pockets at all.
Can you tell me the square root of 365313306?
I will not dignify you with an anwser.
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