A conversation with Jamie Bell
Jamie Bell
Jamie Bell born March 14th, 1986 (Pisces)
Jamie Bell has been unhappy with the true position and facilities of the gorgeous hotel he too quickly picked out from the catalogue of the "No Way Travels" tour operator (pixabay photo)

Which is your earliest memory?
I'm the testimonial for a new stain remover called "My Earliest Memory", so I cannot speak about the subject.

I'm eager to prove that stain remover.
Unfortunately, it will be sold only in Andorra and San Sombrèro.

If I may ask, do you have any particular fear?
Yes! I have acquired an irrational fear for mechanical typewriters, due to a strange accident happened to my aunt. I'm also terrified by porcelain dolls, but that is quite common.

Who are your heroes?
David (the less-known uncle of Galileo Galilei), Mary Poppins, and myself.

Could you suggest a remedy for hangovers?
Yes, in case of drunkness mix three parts of vodka, two parts of fruit drink and some tomato sauce. Apply the resulting brew on your forehead and your elbows.

Do you have a favorite flag?
I think it is that of Markovia. It is black and blue with a small green hare in a corner.

What do you have in your pockets?
Since this talk is a figment of your mischievous imagination, I'm in my enticing undercloths, so no pockets at all.

Can you tell me the square root of 365313306?
I will not dignify you with an anwser.

Here is a list of numbers I have already excluded from being Jamie Bell's home telephone number :
3967002198 5726570384 770160234 9488018677 7713362367 870508693 404328593 6135072027 4206761244 5699235984 7816975797 7946680525 2368133037 5836690801 5742566188 8015557999 8839964647 6724426735 4106634199 3598803077
To be frank, my director had planned my brief talk with Jamie Bell weeks beforehand. Unluckily, I realized I had better things to do, like feeding my pet anteater or collecting gnats wings. So, the interview above is essentially based on what Jamie Bell would have probably said if I have met him, as suggested by a telephonic poll involving a couple of his fans.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.