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Jamie Campbell Bower
Jamie Campbell Bower born November 22nd, 1988 (Scorpio)
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Jamie Campbell Bower has been somehow disappointed by the true situation and appliances of the deluxe spa he too quickly picked out from the catalogue of the "Wishful Thinking Travels" tour operator (pixabay photo)

Could you substantiate the hearsay about the theft of the Loch Ness monster pictures?
Tut-tut! It seems to me you have a mysterious desire to buy the farm, if you read me. I have a friend who has a friend that for $2000,... Whatever. You like surprises, don't ya?

Which is your earliest memory?
I have a very indistinct and bizarre memory. I was bounded to an ominous metallic chair in the center of a huge cylindrical place, like a concrete silo. There was a mad doctor with a repugnant baby mask who was going to inflict me severe pain. Suddenly, a group men in black gear came down with ropes from the ceiling to my rescue. A shootout begins. One of the men has a Santa Claus fake beard.

Well, it seems to me this is a scene from the film "Brazil".
Caramba! You may be right. Yesterday I fell asleep at a film festival.

Jamie, do you have any vice?
Surfing on the less known websites of Internet. Maybe you are going to judge me for that. Luckily another vice of mine is not giving a damn.

As everybody knows, the problem of bronchitis in bears is attaining gigantic proportions. Is Jamie Campbell Bower doing anything in this respect?
I think I will! I will chastely sleep in a bunk bed with a supporter one night a month. The proceeds ($900/night) will be granted to an organization for the cure of bronchitis in bears.

Which is your favorite karaoke song?
My favorite karaoke song is "Heart of Gold" by Neil Young.

In your opinion, which is the most beautiful flag?
Surely the flag of Freedonia, probably because it has my picture in a corner. Freedonia is a proud but unlucky place. They are so poverty-stricken the national hymn is the Coca-Cola jingle sung backward.

You're amazing in "Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street". Were you given a lot of room to create your character?
Oh, yes! Oh, I nailed it! In the original screenplay my character was a stuttering arborist. With red hair, gosh!

And now a bunch of numbers which are not Jamie Campbell Bower's home telephone number :
647100045 8509909252 7046204693 5558192717 4918284099 2679122358 4115694258 361197757 8153007299 9706124740 550768670 8221367178 5903864424 6188179630 5900179915 895574411 5784767750 5860992959 3263865797 5491492995
To be honest, my supervisor had patiently arranged my brief conversation with Jamie Campbell Bower many days beforehand. Regrettably, I got stoned watching a rerun of "Next". So, this web page is essentially based on what Jamie Campbell Bower would have probably said if I have met him, as indicated by a telephonic poll involving a couple of random people.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.