A conversation with Jamie Chung
Jamie Chung
Jamie Chung born April 10th, 1983 (Aries)
In her secret cavern Jamie Chung is incessantly searching a way to rise chickens with 4 legs (pixabay photo)

Have you ever had a supernatural experience?
Most of the times I eat super-natural indie products, because I do care about my health and my supporters. For example, this week I have an obsession for tofu and moringa fruits, which I found very tasty with pulled pork.

What do you think about the international situation?
Righty-ho! It's hard to believe it when you live in houses made of rainbows, but in these battered times there are places where it is impossible to find even a just decent corn dog with or without mayo.

I've heard you are about to publish a book. Would you like to share with us a few details?
The details on my forthcoming book will soon be printed in another book. What I can divulge here is that it will be a guide to choosing door knobs, a long awaited work soon to be released in daily instalments.

Do you like to cook?
To be frank, I believe that cooking is quite a waste of energy, since there are bars and bistros willing to provide my daily dose of sugars and fats. The few times I oblige to cook for my friends, I like to design salads. My cornerstone is a mix of salami and seaweeds, which I think can be suited for both vegans and normal people.

Intriguing! Could you share the recipe with us?
Yep! You take the salami and the seaweeds and you make a bunch of sandwiches using some sesame buns.

Do not mind, I derived the recipe from one for a sandwich. So you make the sandwiches, then you discard the bread and mix salami and seaweeds with some mustard and voilà, you are done!

What’s the best sound in the world?
Almost surely it is the stimulating clink of two pieces of gold caressing each other. However, my agent demands to write instead something more fashionable, for example "the comforting purr of a content kitten" or "the first 'mom' of your newborn".

Jamie, you have been seen in a compromising position with a singer whose name and whose gender I'm not at liberty to expose. Do you care to comment?
I deny any "situation", expecially one with C.G..

I may have a photograph.
Well, the photo has probably appeared spontaneously...

Spontaneously? I do not understand.
Well, probably some drifting photons spontaneously formed an utterly random picture in which you incorrectly tagged me. For example, given the right conditions, your office or your parents could "spontaneously" take fire. Are we on the level?

I was joking, there is no picture at all...

After extensive reserch I concluded the following list doesn't contain Jamie Chung's home telephone number :
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My brief appointment with Jamie Chung has been set up several months in advance. The resulting piece was stunning, like "Jane Eyre" rewritten by Spider-man. Thus, it was unlucky, to put it mildly, that my koala (probably on purpose!) destroyed my only copy! After I showed vital signs again, I tried to recapture those mind-boggling words. To be clear here: I'm not one hundred percent sure this web page contains a perfectly truthful account of our rendezvous, and I'm starting to be uncertain it ever was real...
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