A talk with Jamie Dornan
Jamie Dornan
Jamie Dornan born May 1st, 1982 (Taurus)
Jamie Dornan is always looking for new ways to stay in touch with his fans. (source)

What motivates you to act?
Oxygen deficiency, since to act is like to breath for me.

Could you improvise a lyric for us.
No problem! Here it is

The groundhog of despair
The ghostly groundhog of despair
succumbs on the foggy pastures of lonelyness
while I look in the eye life emptiness.
If only it had been the boar of despair
I could have bacon at least.

Should you give up acting, which occupation would you pick up?
Probably that of sunset photographer. I already have some experience in that field.

Which is the coolest flag?
Surely the flag of Cardassia. It is green and violet with a small yellow sheep in the middle.

Which super power do you have?
I hear infrasounds, since I was 2, particularly on new moon nights. I think this is not so common in blond people with Apache neighbors.

Could you corroborate the rumours about the theft of the Abominable Snowman DNA samples?
My my! I think you are showing an unexpressed desire to sleep with the fishes, if you read me. And, you know, I have a friend who has a friend that for $3000,... Whatever. You don't like spoilers, don't ya?

Jamie, you appear to be always so cheerful and sunny. Do you also have a dark side?
It's difficult to admit it, but I do. Each and every one has a dark side. Sometimes, when I see a colleague, rage darkens my heart and I grind my teeth. And all of a sudden, I feel the need to close those ogling eyes for good. That is my cheerful side... I let you discover, if you want, how dark my dark side is.

Jamie, what is your opinion about the controversial problem of global warming?
My well informed opinion is that global warming is a serious issue. Anyway, my fans will certainly applaud my decision to purchase mainly manors at least 80 feet above the sea-level.

And now a bunch of numbers which are not Jamie Dornan's home telephone number :
8533138743 6488786598 8239552495 4845688858 6330609343 8852180224 3628823919 6728987664 2326212783 2729699865 3191383421 952876734 685043628 8344365746 6623970475 2101334022 324956977 4060370041 9018094579 9472014162
I have a confession to make. My boss had scheduled my conversation with Jamie Dornan days beforehand. Unluckily, I decided I had more interesting things to do, like visiting Canada or growing parasitic plants. So, the transcript above is essentially based on what Jamie Dornan would have probably answered if I have met him, as indicated by a statistics involving a couple of random people.
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