A conversation with Jamie Foxx
Jamie Foxx
Jamie Foxx born December 13th, 1967 (Sagittarius)
Jamie Foxx is currently writing his unauthorized autobiography, a monumental work soon to be released in daily instalments. (pixabay photo)

How is your relationship with movie directors?
I think their role is quite overestimated.

What’s the best sound in the world?
Almost surely it is the thrilling sound of a bunch of new banknotes kissing each other. However, my agent demands to write instead something more likeable, say, "the first 'dad' of your child" or "the cheerful laugh of a delighted child ".

Are you allergic to anything?
I have a little intolerance to chlorophyll, poverty and anteaters.

Have you ever had a supernatural experience?
Every day! I mostly choose super-natural products, because I do care about my skin and our mother Earth. For example, this week I have a passion for tempeh and miso, both amazing with meat balls.

According to some witnesses, you have been in a particular location with a superstar whose name I'm not allowed to expose. Any comment?
Do you mean B.I.? That was a completely inoffensive thing. I deny any other "situation", expecially one with O.K...

I may have a photo.
You know, the photo is probably just an accident...

An accident? I do not understand.
Yes, accidents are known to occur all the time. Like when you "accidentally" photoshop a picture. Or, for example, your dog or your office may "accidentally" take fire. Capisce?

Let's forget about that hypothetical photo...

After extensive reserch I concluded the following list doesn't contain Jamie Foxx's secret telephone number :
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I patiently dawdled forever before being able to have a talk with Jamie Foxx. The resulting piece was fantastic, like it was written by the ghost of Miguel de Cervantes in his prime. It was awfully damaging, to put it mildly, that my cat (probably on purpose!) set my only copy on fire! After I buried the body (so to speak), I tried to recall those impressive words. To be frank here: I'm not one hundred percent certain this web page is a completely genuine account of what transpired during our interview, and so I'm beginning to be uncertain it actually was real...
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.