An interview with Jamie Lee Curtis
Jamie Lee Curtis
Jamie Lee Curtis born November 22nd, 1958 (Scorpio)
In her secluded grotto Jamie Lee Curtis is boldly looking for a cure for carbon monoxide poisoning in kangaroos (pixabay photo)

Nowaday the problem of otitis in horses is attaining epic proportions. Is Jamie Lee Curtis doing anything in this respect?
All right! I will platonically sleep in a bunk bed with a supporter one night every two weeks. The profits ($1,200/night) will go to an organization for the cure of otitis in horses.

Do you have issues with movie directors?
I enjoy directors which have a commanding personality, because it gives me gooseflesh making their life a living hell.

What is your opinion about the current USA president?
I'm a little worried, since I heard that president Trump wants a laser cannon to chisel his face on Mars surface.

Where do you go when you die?
When you are going to be disposed of, so to speak, you usually also mature the habit to sit tight.

Do you do your own shopping?
I say not! Actually, I pay a crew of Princeton dropouts to compile my grocery list and e-mail it to a number of pro buyers around the world. For the garbs, I ever retain a bunch of doubles, each sharing with me one body part measure.

Which is the most embarrassing DVD in your possession?
Golly! Excluding "From Justin to Kelly", probabably it is "Twisted" or "Fred Claus".

What do you eat between meals?
Kiwi fruits with guacamole, a rump steak, four strawberries, and a few drops of tequila.

Jamie, which is your technique for spotless skin?
Only few know it is a monthly dousing with lukewarm jello.

And now a bunch of numbers which are not Jamie Lee Curtis' home telephone number :
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