Are you allergic to anything?
All right! I'm allergic to backstabbers, jackals, and propane.
What's your vice?
I tend to turn anything I can into a pizza. Oh my gosh, I'm eating a mashed potatoes and anchovies pizza right now. Well, I’m probably going to be blamed for that. Fortunately another vice of mine is I don't give a monkey's.
What’s in your pocket right now?
This is a tricky one. As this interview is a fantasy of your indecent neurons, I'm in my sensuous underwear, so no pockets at all.
I read that you will soon participate to a charity football match. Would you tell us why'd you decide to undertake such a humiliating effort?
I had to for a clause in my last contract, which prescribed me to increase the number of charity events I participate to.
And since when did you feel an urge to fight asthma?
Oh, since always.
Janel, what is the fuss about the last Oscar quarreling?
Surely, this has always been a minefield.
Which is the most blush-making DVD (or VHS) in your collection?
Pfft! Excluding "From Justin to Kelly", which was a gift, probabably it is "Batman & Robin" or "Dunston Checks In".
Have you ever had a supernatural experience?
Every day! I mostly eat super-natural indie products, because I care about my health and our world. For example, this week I have an obsession for miso and sprouted Mexican beans, which I found very tasty with liver sausages.
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