A conversation with Janel Parrish
Janel Parrish
Janel Parrish born October 30th, 1988 (Scorpio)
Curiously, Janel Parrish's technique for everlasting beauty is a weekly ablution with lukewarm unicorn blood (source)

Are you allergic to anything?
All right! I'm allergic to backstabbers, jackals, and propane.

What's your vice?
I tend to turn anything I can into a pizza. Oh my gosh, I'm eating a mashed potatoes and anchovies pizza right now. Well, I’m probably going to be blamed for that. Fortunately another vice of mine is I don't give a monkey's.

What’s in your pocket right now?
This is a tricky one. As this interview is a fantasy of your indecent neurons, I'm in my sensuous underwear, so no pockets at all.

I read that you will soon participate to a charity football match. Would you tell us why'd you decide to undertake such a humiliating effort?
I had to for a clause in my last contract, which prescribed me to increase the number of charity events I participate to.

And since when did you feel an urge to fight asthma?
Oh, since always.

Janel, what is the fuss about the last Oscar quarreling?
Surely, this has always been a minefield.

Which is the most blush-making DVD (or VHS) in your collection?
Pfft! Excluding "From Justin to Kelly", which was a gift, probabably it is "Batman & Robin" or "Dunston Checks In".

Have you ever had a supernatural experience?
Every day! I mostly eat super-natural indie products, because I care about my health and our world. For example, this week I have an obsession for miso and sprouted Mexican beans, which I found very tasty with liver sausages.

Janel Parrish refused to divulge her home telephone number, but here is a list of random numbers you can dream about :
9629843183 3671922887 6772241081 763128877 754825103 6335843363 9838230794 4217066730 6605425283 2299066304 678056657 7284147584 5435115917 8711307233 963702225 4845690123 819050438 9463909671 9832677474 5262901196
Celebrities are over-booked people. It's difficult for them to schedule an interview. So we decided to leave Janel Parrish peacefully alone and obtain the interview above without disturbing her. Hence, this web page is an an algorithmic transcription we obtained thanks to a computer simulation of Janel.
Other interviews worth checking:
Donald Trump Ben Affleck Jack O'Connell Adele Hilary Swank Michelle Trachtenberg Bob Geldof Tom Selleck Tom Hiddleston Georgina Haig Jay-Z Sharlto Copley Gerard Butler Jermaine Jackson Jason Statham Kelly Clarkson Idina Menzel Alan Ritchson Peggy Lipton Kristen Stewart
NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.