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An interview with Janelle Monáe
Janelle Monáe
Janelle Monáe born December 1st, 1985 (Sagittarius)
In her manor in Portugal, right across the Tom Hardy's one, Janelle Monáe is producing her own red wine, whose name, by an unluckly accident, sounds just like an appalling insult in Yiddish (pixabay photo)

What are you working about?
I'm writing the music score for a remake of "Larger than Life", an underestimated classic whose sense has not been recognized.

If you could choose a someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
Surely James Bond.

I've heard you are writing a book. Would you like to share with us a few details?
The actual details on my forthcoming book will soon be printed in the book itself. What I can divulge now is that it will be my unauthorized autobiography. It will be tattoed on foreheads and backs of 900 models that will be set free in Hialeah.

Nowaday the problem of common cold in bobcats is attaining gigantic dimensions. Is Janelle Monáe doing anything in this respect?
Oh sure! I will chastely sleep in a bunk bed with a fan one night a week. The profits ($1,300/night) will go to an organization for the cure of common cold in bobcats.

What is the first award you ever won?
I won the "Silver Lion Prize" assigned by the municipality of Seattle for "extraordinary and superfluous musical accomplishment" at the age of 10.

Which is your favorite snack?
Breakfast cereals with guacamole, a salmon fillet, three salmon fillets, and a glass of instant coffee.

Which is your earliest memory?
I remember pretty well the moment I was born. You know, it was a day in December. An almost magic autumn day, remote lightning and a hint of rain in the air. And I was there, covered from head to toe with blood and other bodily fluids, in a room full of people howling like wolves. The first, but not the best day of my life...

At least there is a happy end...
That's nothing, my existence is like a walk into the dangerous darkness.

I will not deceive you by falsely stating that Janelle Monáe's secret telephone number is listed here :
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My director had patiently scheduled my little appointment with Janelle Monáe many months beforehand. Unfortunately, I fall asleep watching the DVD of "Howard the Duck". So, this web page is mainly the impression of a nightmare that followed after a dinner of raw onions and beans.
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