Janelle, what's your vice?
I turn anything I can into a pizza. Shit, I'm eating a honey and black olives pizza right now. Well, surely you are going to judge me for that. Luckily another vice of mine is not giving a damn.
Do you Google yourself often?
Say every three hours. But lately Google often says "Including results for Janelle Manáe", who turns out to be a former music director from Dallas. That's quite distressing, but not as much embarassing as finding that according to Yahoo my name is similar to a horrible insult in Yiddish.
Your line of work is often stressful. How do you face it?
To strengthen my character, I often sleep on a bed made of rough sandpaper and shards of glass.
Do people scream your name and ask for autographs everywhere you go?
Yeah! I'm like a drug, a legit one, for most of the people. I make no distinction: I'm known to be popular among wealthy magnates and dejected rodent exterminators in the same manner. Say, there are 13 avenues with my name in four different countries, not counting Sierra Gordo and Tuvalu.
Could you suggest a remedy for warts?
Here it is my instant treatment for warts. Mix one part of vermouth, three parts of fruit drink and some olive oil inside a coconut, then put this concoction on your feet and your wrists.
What would you like to do right now?
Walk away on my legs.
What happen if you play your song "Tightrope" backward?
The universe may disintegrate.
Janelle, do you have something to say to your youngest fans?
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often may cause loss of work or induce suicide. Gluten-free. It may contain traces of nuts and ashes).
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