Do you know Kathleen R. Reed (a former shearer, now a metallurgist) from Winston-Salem?
No, I don't, but my uncle has been briefly engaged to her. Then there was a rumor about some unconventional photos sent by phone to the wrong people, so their engagement came to a sudden finale.
Do you like to cook?
N-n-n-o-o-o! But I like to improvise salads. My jewel is a mix of bacon and seaweeds, which I assume can be suited for both vegs and normal people.
Intriguing! Could you share the recipe?
Aye! You take the bacon and the seaweeds and you make a bunch of sandwiches using some sesame buns.
It does not matter, I obtained the recipe from one for a sandwich. So you make those sandwiches, then you discard the bread and mix bacon and seaweeds with some vinaigrette and voilà, you are done!
I've heard you are writing a book on your life. Is it true?
Yup! It is deplorable that I have little time, if any, to put down the words. Recently I've read the condensed outline of "Pride and Prejudice", and I found it more or less acceptable. So, I've asked my agent to pay a visit to the author - a certain Jane Austen - since I need a ghost writer, but for the moment I've not received any answer.
Do you have any scar?
Yes! I have a tiny scorpion shaped scar on my left heel, a souvenir of my painful clash with a raving elk.
Could you suggest a remedy for hangovers?
Yes, in case of need mix one part of vodka, two parts of energy drink and some Alfredo sauce. Drink the resulting concoction every 10 minutes for 2 hours.
Janelle, do you like rabbits?
Why you do not like rabbits?
They stink! And one rabbit bite my cousin's leg. This is one of the motives I become a singer, so I should rethink my relation with rabbits.
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