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A talk with Janet Jackson
Janet Jackson
Janet Jackson born May 16th, 1966 (Taurus)
In her secluded cave Janet Jackson is bravely looking for a way to generate ducks with 4 legs (pixabay photo)

Janet, do you have any superpower?
I can shrink other people heads. However, this could be quite annoying at parties.

Janet, what do you think about the current USA president?
I'm a little concerned, since I heard that Trump wants to standardize the number pi to be equal to 3.

How would you illustrate your music to somebody who'd never experienced it before?
Well, I've heard there are one or two such fellows in the Brazilian rainforest or in the Bible Belt. As I'm used to say, my songs are like a sweet raspberry cupcake with a rich nucleus of napalm.

Can we play the "word association" game? I tell you a word and you say quickly the first word that comes to mind. I begin with :
Q: cop.

Janet : lawyer

Q: light
Janet : gift

Q: guilt
Janet : extermination

I feel you are not in the mood.
Did you ever participated in a séance?

Yep! It was an excruciating experience. At a certain point, the spirit of Rene Descartes appeared and certified that I'm the reincarnation of a Nelson Mandela's cousin.

And now a bunch of numbers which are not Janet Jackson's secret telephone number :
9267793925 6208187061 8782384484 3783733230 9467814588 9552383026 9571972281 372822947 6906325815 4099667783 5032476986 9960842940 205769183 481903707 901335410 832233493 8837568273 2757976258 2682123142 359039897
Clearly, celebrities are very over-booked people. It's not easy for them to schedule an interview. So we decided to leave Janet Jackson alone and obtain the interview above without disturbing her. Therefore, this web page is an a cybernetic transcription we obtained employing a computer simulation of Janet.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.